Anne Atterton, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This fat northern woman has a bulbous nose and typically wears a sleeveless long coat of deep tan leather and dull brown iron scale mail. Her skin is also unnaturally pale. With wild white hair. She has gray eyes.
Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She also is a firm believer in the womanly ideal.
History: She was born in the north. She made a point of taking high paying jobs and getting most of it up front. She has drifted apart from her friends and has been working freelance. Each gave each other a copy of their signature nunchaku.
Motivation: To prove her worth to the world; and she wants to meet her childhood hero
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Impulsive. Bonds: Immigrant, Adventurer. Occupation: Soapmaker
Voice: Loud with bravado
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'2") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 47 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 18 (+4) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Terran, Infernal
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d4+0, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 4000 sp. Gold dragon comb with red garnet eye (700 gp). Jeweled anklet (1000 gp). 1 Minor magic item.
Don Merton, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears a weathered and beat up set of banded mail beneath an oversized blue coat. He carries with him a set of shortbows on his belt, each one with a jet on the hilt. He is bald on top and has large chestnut tufts of hair around his ears. His face is feral with sharp distinguishing features. His spectacle hidden eyes are a deep brown.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is skeptical of what others tell him and is slow to trust.
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. Recently a tribe of orcs attacked the village and all able bodies who could hold a blade were quickly armed and sent to the walls. Don fought at the side of some of the regions greatest heroes but was never overshadowed.
Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and he desires power and/or immortality
Ideals: Fighting, Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Shy. Occupation: Mayor
Voice: Mousy voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'2") Human, Neutral Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 32 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 18 (+4) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d4+0, Ranged +7 / 2d4+4, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 |
Possessions: 400 gp.
Sarah Clifford, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This younger middle-aged woman wears a grey tunic with violet highlights, and long white pants that bunch up around her shoes, and a wedding ring on her right hand. She has done her best to style her red hair to look like a famous performer. She wears large thick round spectacles.
Personality: She swings through moods quickly. One moment she is cool and collected, the next she is carried away by passions. To her fellows she is seen as friendly and intelligent, but is angry and unforgiving to the so called fatcats and any who do and have associated with them.
History: She comes from a rich southern family. She was married off to the eldest child of a minor noble. Her spouse died of illness and she inherited everything. She has became unsatisfied with her lot in life, and decided to take up adventuring.
Motivation: Her relatives are trying to arrange a marriage; and she wants to meet her childhood hero
Ideals: Passionate. Bonds: In love, Enemies, Rich, Adventurer, Family. Occupation: Carpenter
Voice: Scandinavian accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'1") Human, Neutral Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 46 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 8 (-1) | 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 9 (-1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Dwarven, Aquan, Halfling
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +2 / 2d4-1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 |
Possessions: 90 pp. 2 Thunderstones. 1 Smokesticks.
Elysande Benson, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This woman is very fat, and wears a shirt and pants that are bristling with pockets overflowing with maps, compasses, and other navigational equipment. Her hair is white and very short. Her brown unseeing eyes seem to look past you.
Personality: She does not care much for physical appearances, nor does she care much for other people. She does however care about what she wants and getting it. She cannot resist a sob story and will often dote over anyone who has one.
History: She was born in a small forest village. There was a wharf not far from home where she often wandered off to fish. She now spends her time doing works of charity.
Motivation: Her relatives are trying to arrange a marriage.
Ideals: Entrepeneur, Philantrophist. Flaws: Ugly, Disease. Bonds: Nature. Occupation: Ploughman
Voice: Creaky witch voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'5") Human, Chaotic Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 52 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 14 (+2) | 7 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Abyssal, Infernal, Dwarven
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d4+0, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 200 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
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