Description: A middle-aged man, he wears baggy yellow pantaloons and a brown scarf, and is pretty ugly. His golden hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. His thin eyebrows rest above his beady hazel eyes.

Personality: Prone to second guessing himself, he comes off as nervous. He is a logical person and will generally grow upset if things defy logic and science.

History: Simon was born the youngest of three triplets. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He has since lost track of the people in his past.

Motivation: Doesn't want to be a Mortician and was forced into it by his family; and his relatives are trying to arrange a marriage

Ideals: Logical, Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Shy. Bonds: Family. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Nasally tone

Possessions: 30000 cp.

Description: A woman with thick toned arms and a paunchy gut. She tends to wear a large yellow jacket. She wears a Stetson hat to hide her balding. She has several tiny amber earrings on each ear.

Personality: She likes to brag about her accomplishments and constantly tries to beat others to the punch. Her philosophy is that everyone needs a friend and as such shows hospitality towards all.

History: She was raised happily, as a normal child born to her father and mother. Her father taught her the rudiments of the Bricklayer arts, while her mother instructed her in etiquette, music and courtly manner. She took every job she could get her hands on, but the opportunities for Humans in the east were limited. She has recently attracted an admirer that believes she's playing hard to get.

Motivation: She's attracted to the PC; and she would like to get married and retire

Ideals: Athletic, Passionate, Optimist. Bonds: Rich, Immigrant, Has a crush. Occupation: Bricklayer

Voice: Boston accent

Possessions: 600 gp. Gold dragon comb with red garnet eye (900 gp). A pair of blacksmith’s puzzle; each has a pair of interlocked iron designs that users try to take apart and put back together (10 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: He is renowned for his bright black suits and hats. His attire stands in sharp contrast to his axe, which is beautifully polished and possesses an ornate carving of a skull on it. His brown hair, when down, is lengthy. He has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. He wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is vehemently anti-magic. All of it is evil and corrupting in his opinion.

History: Born in a small village he learned the ways of the warrior from his father. In his formative years he discovered how persuasive he was. He began using that to his advantage selling useless wares at inflated prices. He has been a successful dealer in antiques buying low and selling high.

Motivation: Marry his brother to traveling adventurers; and his relatives are trying to arrange a marriage

Ideals: Joker, Opinionated, Fighting, Entrepeneur. Bonds: Family. Occupation: Priest

Voice: French accent

Possessions: 2000 sp. Gold and topaz bottle stopper cork (700 gp). Ceremonial electrum dagger with a star ruby in the pommel (700 gp). Gold dragon comb with red garnet eye (700 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (100 gp).

Description: He is scrawny and has patchy silver stubble. He wears a green cloak and cross-gartered brown stockings. He has a hunchback. His silver hair is singed and shortened. His eyes are likewise green. His teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: Cocky and sure of himself, he believes he is the best Unemployed born in the past three hundred years. He passes on several rewards to people in need. He makes a point to leave places better than he found them.

History: Patrick was born into a poor family. Growing up, he dreamt of becoming a Paladin, to bring honor to his family’s name. When he came of age, he applied for a position with his town's local guard, looking to work his way up via merit and eventually become a Paladin in service of a powerful lord somewhere. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He has achieved small success as a Unemployed.

Motivation: He has passion for adventuring and risk.

Ideals: Philantrophist. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Job, Poor, Adventurer. Occupation: Unemployed

Voice: Uses lots of figures of speech

Possessions: 600 gp. Bloodstone (60 gp).