Simon Middleton, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This eastern man is generally shirtless and showing off his tattooed chest. His clothes are grease stained in places. His black hair has been sun bleached extensively. His green eyes have a joyful gleam in them most of the time.
Personality: He takes his job very seriously, in part because he fears he cannot get a new one. He is susceptible to being scared and is in actuality easily frightened. He likes to tell stories.
History: He was born with several neurological imbalances, which makes sleep difficult for him. It may also be what makes him so good at details. He was one of the best in his class, and was picked up by his current employer. He quickly showed his capability and was soon promoted to a head role. He left for the east, certain he would find work there.
Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg.
Flaws: Fearful, Disease, Insomniac. Bonds: Poor, Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Old thin voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'7") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 49 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 17 (+3) | 9 (-1) | 16 (+3) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 800 gp. 4 Tanglefoot bags. 1 Antitoxin. 3 Alchemist’s fire.
Guy Merton, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man wears a brown shirt with thin tan vertical stripes and grey pants, and sports empty pouches on his belt. His brown hair is well kept and his bushy mustache is tapered upwards at the ends. His brown eyes are passionate and lively.
Personality: He is witty, but his monotone delivery comes off as unnerving He has a cruel streak; something he gained from his previous mentor. He harbors resentment against his former mentor.
History: From birth he was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. His family was turned out during the war. He and his family wandered north to less war torn lands. He moves from town to town, unable to find a place to settle.
Motivation: He's repulsed by the PC.
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Antagonistic, PTSD. Bonds: Mentor, Immigrant. Occupation: Sellsword
Voice: Spanish accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'0") Human, Lawful Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 41 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 19 (+4) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Orc, Dwarven, Abyssal, Draconic
Attacks Melee +2 / 2d4-1, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 400 gp. Carnelian (20 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Miles Ogden, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: This petite short man is perpetually holding a beer of some kind. He wears tan robes with leather pauldrons. Though occasionally he wears more armor. He prefers to carry a nunchaku, but if one is not available he will default to his kukri, marred by beers. He has a red handlebar mustache and slicked back red hair. His gray eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.
Personality: He will use flattery and sarcasm to attack and weaken his opponents. Despite his formidable combat skills he remains a coward. He is cautious and jumpy. He reacts to every sound and lacks any concept of subtlety.
History: He comes from a rich eastern family. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.
Motivation: He has money and likes to spend it; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever
Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Fearful. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Tailor
Voice: growls and snarls, animalistic
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'1") Human, Chaotic Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 38 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 11 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Gnoll, Elven, Celestial
Attacks Melee +6 / 2d4+3, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +6
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 300 gp.
Hubert Wheatley, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: He wears professional attire. He has a slight overbite and is overall scrawny. His long silver hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. His eyes are likewise brown. His teeth are white and perfect.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He does not regard money as being a problem because it has never been a problem for him. He lives in a bit of an ivory tower believing all problems are one quick intervention away from being solved.
History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his father always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. In his 19th year, while out on a day-trip, he returned to find his hometown burning and destroyed. He found his father impaled in their home, and his mother beheaded. He saw the man who walked out, and charged him in a blind rage. The man easily evaded and defeated him, leaving him to live broken and terrified. After a long history of fighting, Hubert and his spouse have recently divorced.
Motivation: He is terrified, and will act out of fear; and money/treasure
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Antagonistic, Fearful. Bonds: Attractive, Rich. Occupation: Merchant
Voice: Uses sign language
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'8") Human, Lawful Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 34 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Celestial, Infernal, Ignan
Attacks Melee +2 / 2d4-1, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: Citrine (40 gp). Malachite (10 gp). 1 Minor magic item.
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