Melissa Upton, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This woman is very fat, and typically wears a sleeveless long coat of deep white leather and dull blue iron scale mail. Her auburn hair, when down, is lengthy. Judging by the bloodshot nature of her eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine she has not slept for days.
Personality: Aggressive, abrasive, and angry, Melissa embodies much of what other species detest in the Humans. She moves from fascination to fascination almost instantaneously. If something can keep her interest for a month it is impressive.
History: She comes from a rich northern family. She struck it rich when she found rare goods in large quantities. She knows her nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but her.
Motivation: Money/treasure; and she is greedy
Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac, Antagonistic, Hedonist. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Guard
Voice: Hard of hearing, loud
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'4") Human, Lawful Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 47 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 4000 sp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Arnold Alton, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: A man with thick toned arms and a paunchy gut. He wears a grey vest and prefers pastel and black shirts. His boots appear to have been at one point steel toed but are quite worn down. His long golden hair reaches down to his waist. His brown eyes show the wear and tear of someone lonely with a great burden to carry.
Personality: He fancies himself a trickster and likes to rely on his wits to carry the day. He cares for his older siblings and likes to be recognized by them. He is a bit of a xeno-phobe, disliking non-Humans.
History: He was born to a pair of big game hunters, but was frequently ill as a child. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. By chance he met his sister recently and the two have been together since.
Motivation: His spouse's relatives view him with great suspicion; and wants to work out more often
Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Ugly, Racist, Disease. Bonds: Family. Occupation: Mason
Voice: Speaks in third person
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'4") Human, Lawful Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 7
Hit Points 46 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 4 (-3) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 14
Languages Common, Auran, Sylvan
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +0 / 2d4-3, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 1000 sp. Red-brown spinel (120 gp).
Jacoba Hastings, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: This younger middle-aged woman wears skinny pants and wears a tan and red robe with the hood down, and a wedding ring on her left hand. Her red hair is thinning but still full. She wears an eyepatch.
Personality: Cocky and sure of herself, she believes she is the best Dilettante born in the past three hundred years. She is lazy and tries to find solutions quickly.
History: A powerful wizard made her what she is. She helped her father out around the business and became quite the natural. She has since married many spouses, only to have them die. She claims to not be responsible.
Motivation: She'd like to take her coworkers down a peg; and wishes to resurrect an old love
Flaws: Ugly, Lazy. Bonds: In love, Job, Mentor. Occupation: Dilettante
Voice: Speaks with back of mouth
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'1") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 40 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Ignan, Auran, Orc
Attacks Melee +6 / 2d4+3, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 |
Possessions: 5000 sp. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon.
Manfred Lincoln, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: Standing 5'9", this man wears red leather gloves, a red jacket, and tight pants. With bright black hair and a scraggly beard. His face possesses mild wrinkles. His smile is extraordinarily sincere though he does not smile often.
Personality: Manfred is a sociable creature first and foremost. He loves to listen to people at length before talking their ear off. He can carry on conversation for hours and will do so. He is used to getting what he wants. In part because he is a meticulous planner.
History: His divine talent manifested at a young age. Aiming to upstage a rival house, his parents had him trained. His divine abilities were realized during a raid on his village. Recently he has begun working with bootleggers and crooks.
Motivation: He has money and likes to spend it; and he has decided he is irredeemable
Ideals: Extrovert, Professionalism, Gifted. Bonds: Criminal record, Rich. Occupation: Doctor
Voice: Ums and uhs a lot
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'9") Human, True Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 15 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 19 (+4) | 5 (-3) | 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +7 / 2d4+4, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 400 gp. Smoky quartz (40 gp). Black pearl (1100 gp). Red-brown spinel (90 gp). Jet (90 gp).
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