Description: His left thumb is blackened and bruised, but otherwise he appears quite healthy. He likes to wear green tank tops with brown pants. He wears a colorful flower in his golden hair. His green eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is motivated by money and will often try and persuade people to work for cheap. He haggles over everything, upselling his goods and buying cheap. He is persistent in everything.

History: He comes from a rich western family. Being born in the west, he completed his medical training abroad so as to avoid the war. He returned after the war having achieved medical proficiency. He was a general practitioner in the west for years, until he, through no fault of his own, lost a patient who had a very powerful family. Rather than risk reprisal he made his way north. He has since lost track of the people in his past.

Motivation: Retire the richest man in the west.

Ideals: Joker, Entrepeneur. Bonds: Attractive, Rich, Family. Occupation: Dilettante

Voice: Middle-eastern accent

Possessions: 800 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.

Description: A thin woman, she clearly needs to put on some weight, but she still has a lot of muscle. She wears dull grey sweaters, loose yellow pants, and alligator leather shoes. Beneath her sweater she keeps a concealed halberd, just in case. Her red hair is smooth and relatively long. She wears an eyepatch.

Personality: She has a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor. She is not one for noise or eating so much, which is in direct contrast with her big mouthed big gutted partner. Her partner is her best friend in the world. The two are very close despite being more or less each other's opposites. She is a big fan of imagination and believes people should spend more time reading and writing.

History: She was a bastard born out of an affair, and her mother always resented and mistreated her for it out of spite. She found a children's book about a Human Paladin who fought for good and justice and never realised it was just a child's story. She modeled her life after the story, seeing herself destined a hero. When she grew older, she became a bit more civilized, usually hanging around bars and taverns. She began work as a mercenary for hire. She would embark on any mission as long as the price was right.

Motivation: She has passion for adventuring and risk; and she wants to meet her childhood hero

Ideals: Athletic, Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Adventurer. Occupation: Stableman

Voice: Spanish accent

Possessions: Black pearl (300 gp). Sard (20 gp). Red-brown spinel (90 gp). 1 Everburning torch.

Description: This woman is typically in her Unemployed uniform. She is muscular with a powerful set of arms. She sports a flattop hair cut. Her eyes are likewise green. Her teeth are white and perfect.

Personality: She misses her glory days as an athlete. She does not mind her job, but it is boring in comparison. She is a logical person and will generally grow upset if things defy logic and science.

History: She was raised happily, as a normal child born to her mother and father. Her mother taught her the rudiments of the Unemployed arts, while her father instructed her in etiquette, music and courtly manner. Since her mother passed away years ago, her father had doted on her, and she came to think her herself as special and better than other people in town. A notion that was reinforced by her attractiveness, a trait in which she easily excels the other women of her town. She knows her nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but her.

Motivation: She uses money and sex appeal to get what she needs.

Ideals: Athletic, Logical. Bonds: Job, Attractive, Rich. Occupation: Unemployed

Voice: Jamaican accent

Possessions: 600 gp.

Description: She stands about 5'10" and does not wear sleeves and tends to eschew shirts when she can avoid it. Her right leg appears badly burned and disfigured. Her hair is always cut to a buzz. Her eyes are likewise hazel.

Personality: Soft-spoken and well mannered, she has an amazing amount of patience and a slow boiling temper. She does suffer from mild PTSD, and the sight of dire rats may trigger it at times.

History: She is the product a well kept family trust fund and as such has never really known need. She married young, but lost her spouse to dire rats. She now mingles about in high society.

Motivation: Many dire rats want her driven away; and revenge

Ideals: Disciplined. Flaws: Depressed. Bonds: Enemies, Rich. Occupation: Animal Trainer

Voice: Whispers

Possessions: 1000 sp. 1 Full Plate. 1 Chain shirt. 1 Full Plate.