Description: His left side is far more bruised and cut up than his other. He wears dull black sweaters, loose blue pants, and alligator leather shoes. Beneath his sweater he keeps a concealed longbow, just in case. His black hair is braided into rings. He has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. He wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.

Personality: He has schizophrenia that causes him to hear things that aren't there and will sometimes respond to them. He is a logical person and will generally grow upset if things defy logic and science.

History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his mother and father. His mother taught him the rudiments of the Apothecary arts, while his father instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. His mother disappeared, and while he tried to raise money to find his mother, he was betrayed dozens of times. He has built up a small fortune and can afford his own way.

Motivation: Find a way to reverse the transformation of his sister; and he is greedy

Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Disease. Bonds: Rich, Family. Occupation: Apothecary

Voice: Mumbles to self between sentences

Possessions: 700 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: This man is unhealthily muscled, almost every single one of his veins is visible when he is not flexing. His shirts and pants tend to be short and undersized for him due to the difficulty of finding a good tailor. His chestnut hair is cut jaggedly and amateurishly. His ears are large.

Personality: He is a pretentious jerk insisting that modern society is full of problems and should revert to a simpler time. He loves teas. He is very sensitive about his face. To blow off anger he lifts weights and to control his otherwise explosive temper he works out a lot.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. His mother was supposedly a charlatan fortune teller, but he insists his mother was legitimate. He has taken up leadership of the village's small militia in response to illithids demanding more tribute than usual.

Motivation: Several ex partners dislike his way of doing things and want revenge; and revenge

Ideals: Fighting, Athletic. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Religious, Enemies. Occupation: Bowyer

Voice: Pronounces O like U

Possessions: 300 gp.

Description: Relatively heavier built than your average woman, she is not imposing. She wears blue robes with leather pauldrons. Though occasionally she wears more armor. She prefers to carry a kukri, but if one is not available she will default to her axe. She has wavy red hair. Her gray eyes are slightly larger than normal.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She will do just about anything if she becomes convinced it is for someone's true love, of this she is easily convinced.

History: She was born in the south, but her parents moved at a very young age to the west. She was taken as a slave by a traveling circus and forced to perform She has recently attracted an admirer that believes she's playing hard to get.

Motivation: She wants to get laid; and she has a crush on the local marshal

Ideals: Joker. Bonds: Has a crush, Immigrant, Slave. Occupation: Actor

Voice: High pitched, excited

Possessions: 80 pp. Freshwater pearl (11 gp). Malachite (11 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: This woman is very fat, and is renowned for her bright black dresses and hats. Her white hair is smooth and relatively long. She has a tattooed face.

Personality: She is witty, but her monotone delivery comes off as unnerving She constantly seizes attention wherever she goes and has come to expect this respect from everyone. She likes to think of herself as merciful, but nonetheless is very strict.

History: She was born to a criminal king-pin and mafia family She worked as a nervous Sailor and found it very stressful. She has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.

Motivation: Find a way to reverse the transformation of her brother; and she possesses a valuable artifact that the thieves guild wishes to steal

Ideals: Joker, Impeccable. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Criminal record, Job, Family. Occupation: Sailor

Voice: Australian accent

Possessions: 300 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Melee. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.