Description: This fat western man has a bulbous nose and wears bulky violet painted plate armor. His skin is also unnaturally pale. He has a long auburn beard with little hanging trinkets. His gray eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.

History: Trained by his mother for as long as he can remember he had it drilled in his head that it was his duty to serve his country. While studying, he fell in love. They married and had a daughter. Some 9 years later his spouse died after the birth of his daughter. Heartbroken, Bernard never married again. Instead he focused his life to raising his daughter whom he trained as his mother had trained him before.

Motivation: Wishes to resurrect an old love; and he wants nothing more than to rejoin the army

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Addict. Bonds: Military, In love. Occupation: Actor

Voice: Creaky witch voice

Possessions: 100 pp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: This malnourished woman is wearing a perfectly clean shirt and pair of pants. Her golden hair is cut jaggedly and amateurishly. Her face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.

Personality: She is a pretentious jerk insisting that modern society is full of problems and should revert to a simpler time. She invites people to come help in her community garden.

History: Gifted from a young age, Cecily studied abroad. Since her father passed away years ago, her mother had doted on her, and she came to think her herself as special and better than other people in town. A notion that was reinforced by her attractiveness, a trait in which she easily excels the other women of her town. After a long history of fighting, Cecily and her spouse have recently divorced.

Motivation: She's repulsed by the PC; and to end her boredom

Ideals: Philantrophist, Gifted. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Attractive, Poor. Occupation: Merchant

Voice: Rolls R's

Possessions: 400 gp. Hematite (11 gp). Aquamarine (700 gp). Citrine (70 gp). Alexandrite (700 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: She is scrawny and has patchy brown stubble. She wears very tight pants and wife beaters, though occasionally she sports a green coat. She has a hunchback. Her moppish brown hair is in a traditional bowl cut. Her green eyes dart from person to person to random spaces in the air.

Personality: She is overprotective of those who hire her services. She will do just about anything if she becomes convinced it is for someone's true love, of this she is easily convinced.

History: Katherine lived on a farm with her mother, near the main road leading to a nearby town. Her parents died when she was young, and she was unceremoniously dumped in the city orphanage. Katherine grew up in the orphanage, tormented by the older kids and famished from lack of food. To avoid death by starvation, most orphans take to a life of crime or prostitution (often both), and so did Katherine. As of late she has set up a hidden staging nest where she ambushes people she hires for escort.

Motivation: Find a way to reverse the transformation of her sister; and doesn't want to be a healer and was forced into it by her family

Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Guardian, Has a crush, Family, Criminal record. Occupation: Healer

Voice: Booming voice

Possessions: 500 gp.

Description: She wears tattered old clothes. She carries a battered dagger and tarnished bastard sword as well. She wears her white hair down. She has amber eyes.

Personality: She is overprotective of those who hire her services. She is very protective of her business, her home, and her spouse. She is willing to work with less than legal methods but maintains the front of legitimacy.

History: She was born the only child of a wealthy merchant. Her spouse left her for another, whom she beat to an almost bloody pulp. She did not win them back, but she came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. She has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.

Motivation: She feels that her past leaves her morally obligated to help.

Ideals: Fighting, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Guardian, Criminal record. Occupation: Tailor

Voice: Can't modulate volume

Possessions: Amethyst (70 gp). Aquamarine (1600 gp). Obsidian (10 gp). Star ruby (900 gp).