Margery Cromwell, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: She wears a tan tunic with grey highlights, and long red pants that bunch up around her shoes. Her long chestnut hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. Her hazel eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. She has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.
Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She has a habit of throwing herself into exceedingly dangerous situations.
History: Margery hails from a village terrorized by illithids. Her father was a mechanic, and taught her how to fix just about anything. She got away from her former life and has fallen to alcoholism.
Motivation: An old rival family wants her found; and wants to raise her children well
Ideals: Joker, Persistence. Flaws: Addict, Impulsive. Bonds: Enemies, Family. Occupation: Barber
Voice: Pirate accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'5") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 51 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 (-2) | 9 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Undercommon
Attacks Melee +1 / 2d4-2, Ranged +2 / 2d4-1, Grapple -1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 200 gp. Banded agate (12 gp). Sard (50 gp).
Cecily Astley, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: She is in excellent shape and wears an entirely red suit with black socks and a vest with buckled shoes. Her chestnut hair is greasy and uncared for. She has a dull look in her brown eyes.
Personality: She never swears and excessively uses polite adverbs when speaking. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.
History: Cecily was raised in a hard working conservative environment. She helped her mother out around the business and became quite the natural. She has worked as a Server like her mother before her.
Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern; and to be a courier again
Ideals: Athletic, Optimist, Joker. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Server
Voice: Excited and jittery
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'6") Human, Lawful Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 52 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 17 (+3) | 9 (-1) | 17 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Sylvan, Celestial, Auran
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 |
Possessions: 1000 sp. Chalcedony (30 gp). Golden yellow topaz (800 gp).
Everard Tindall, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A hulking man with gigantic muscles, he wears well tailored suits and hats with beautiful decoration. He is almost always dressed for an outing in high society. His white hair is thinning but still full. He has several tiny sapphire earrings on each ear.
Personality: While he acts the brute, he is far gentler than he would appear. He is an amazing painter.
History: Everard lived on a farm with his mother, near the main road leading to a nearby town. He was a friend to animals and a trickster. In his defense of animals however he would do severe harm to people. Recently a tribe of goblins attacked the village and all able bodies who could hold a blade were quickly armed and sent to the walls. Everard fought at the side of some of the regions greatest heroes but was never overshadowed.
Motivation: Money/treasure; and to reunite with his absent mother
Ideals: Fighting, Gifted. Bonds: Rich, Family, Nature. Occupation: Gardener
Voice: Low and grunting
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'7") Human, Lawful Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 25 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 15
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +1 / 2d4-2, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 700 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Thomas Conway, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This tall, slender man wears a violet collared shirt and tan pants. He accessorizes with a green scarf around the waist and a strap diagonally across his shirt. He has auburn hair. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.
Personality: Thomas is a sociable creature first and foremost. He loves to listen to people at length before talking their ear off. He can carry on conversation for hours and will do so. He is a great chef.
History: Trained by his father for as long as he can remember he had it drilled in his head that it was his duty to serve his country. Brilliant and gifted he never wanted to apply himself. He's since become an addict/alcoholic.
Motivation: Regain custody of his daughter; and an old rival family wants him found
Ideals: Extrovert, Gifted. Flaws: Addict. Bonds: Military, Family. Occupation: Sellsword
Voice: Stutters
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'6") Human, Neutral Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 31 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Giant
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d4+0, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 500 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
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