Description: He stands about 6'6" and wears a tan coat over a blue low-cut shirt, and a wide-brimmed hat upon his head. His left leg appears badly burned and disfigured. His black hair is drawn into a tight pony tail with a butterfly scrunchie. He has a dull look in his gray eyes.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is harsh and unforgiving.

History: Born in the east to a Layabout, Bertram learned a great deal about his father's area of expertise. While he appears to be a normal Human, he's... not quite right. Perhaps he's slightly insane, or otherwise so mentally alien to the rest of the world that he plain doesn't fit in. He has drifted from career to career and currently works as a Layabout.

Motivation: To be a Actor again; and further expansion of business

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Antagonistic, Insane. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Layabout

Voice: Irish accent

Possessions: 5000 sp. Coral (40 gp).

Description: She wears a large hat to cast shadows over her face and wears ponchos to better hide her body. She wears her hair in dreadlocks. She wears round tiny glasses practically rammed into her face.

Personality: A grumpy gal she will invite people to lunch so she can critique them. Yet she still seems generally likeable, like a lovable grump. She always tries to repair and not replace. It was this mentality that drove her into the Server business.

History: Margery was born with her father's beautiful face. Margery was a troubled youth. She spent her days as a hard laborer instead of attending school, and spent her evenings with numerous mobsters and gang members. Margery decided she wanted neither the life of her father nor that of the evil petty criminals she associated with. During her early adolescence, she took a sudden opportunity while working the docks and commandeered a vessel that was left unmanned. As of late she has set up a hidden staging nest where she ambushes people she hires for escort.

Motivation: She has decided she is irredeemable.

Ideals: Philantrophist, Persistence. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Attractive, Criminal record. Occupation: Server

Voice: Prounounces S like Z

Possessions: 2000 sp.

Description: The dark-skinned man stands 5'11" and wears well tailored suits and hats with beautiful decoration. He is almost always dressed for an outing in high society. His auburn hair is singed and shortened. His eyes are likewise amber. His teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Human in existence. He uses his nature as a weapon; he likes to lead opponents to think him in distress.

History: When he was but 3 years old his parents immigrated from the south. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He has made many enemies by not giving into corruption and outing many instances of it.

Motivation: He has money and likes to spend it.

Ideals: Justice. Flaws: Ugly, Secretive. Bonds: Rich, Immigrant. Occupation: Herbalist

Voice: growls and snarls, animalistic

Possessions: 3000 sp. Deep green spinel (70 gp). Silver pearl (70 gp). Chrysoprase (70 gp). Deep blue spinel (600 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: He is a small man, but exceptionally fit. He is wearing a perfectly clean shirt and pair of pants. He has brown hair. His eyes are a pleasant green.

Personality: Richard is depressed about a lot of things. He tends to be a nihilist. He will often invite strangers home for dinner and talk their ears off. He cares deeply for his spouse and does his best to make sure his guests look presentable.

History: Richard was born to in a poor docking district. He spent his early days working in the same smith shop his father was employed at, doing general labor. While studying, he fell in love. They married and had a daughter. Since then, he has sought to make the best of life.

Motivation: Wishes to resurrect an old love; and wants to have a good time and be beloved

Ideals: Athletic, Optimist. Flaws: Depressed. Bonds: Attractive, Poor, In love. Occupation: Stableman

Voice: Cold and demanding tone

Possessions: 2000 sp.