Ea Comedy, Female Tiefling [Permalink]
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Description: With white face paint in a stripe pattern across her face, she wears light armors faded through time and improper care. Her brown hair is thinning but still full. Her gold eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. She has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.
Personality: She trusts no one. She is not readily capable for forgiveness and her ire never leaves her. A friendly and beautiful Tiefling, she is rarely seen without a few beauties around her arms. Though a playboy in all rights, she is no lame duck.
History: Ea was raised in a hard working conservative environment. She sought a place where she would be rewarded solely on the merits of her skills. This search led her directly into Mercenary work with an outfit from a few towns over. Mercenary work suited her well, and with each successful project, she earned more gold and more respect from her peers. She then took over the family business and is one of the better Mercenary for hire.
Motivation: She is unsatisfied with her job.
Flaws: Addict, Antagonistic. Bonds: Attractive, Job. Occupation: Mercenary
Voice: Thin and wheezing
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'10") Tiefling, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 5 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 5 |
Possessions: 150 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.
Kildrak Trollbleeder, Male Dwarf [Permalink]
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Description: He wears a brown collared shirt and green pants. He accessorizes with a pastel scarf around the waist and a strap diagonally across his shirt. He has a slight overbite and is overall scrawny. He has wavy silver hair. His blue eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.
Personality: He is envious of other's things. He hoards treasure, art, food, wine, and anything that he so desires. He always tries to repair and not replace. It was this mentality that drove him into the Unemployed business.
History: He was born at the edge of vast plains. When he was little, his rather wealthy family often ventured across the plains to a summer home near a ruined castle. He would wander through that ruined castle and adventure through it for days. One day while adventuring a terrible storm took place and he was stranded inside. His family spent the next few days looking for him, and could only assume he was dead when it came time to leave. The family never returned to the plains due to the painful memories there. Kildrak took refuge in the ruined castle and found the beat up greataxe and armor he uses now. When his spouse passed he lost his only source of income but claims to his sons to still be retired.
Motivation: Wants to work out more often; and an old rival family wants him found
Ideals: Persistence, Athletic. Flaws: Greedy. Bonds: Nature, Family. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Scottish accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (3'11") Dwarf, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 7 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 5 (-3) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 7
Languages Common, Dwarven, Halfling
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 5000 cp. 1 Hourglass.
Nelkin Goldfound, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: This man stands a little under 3'2" and is a bit bulky. He is very muscular particularly in the legs. He wears a white costume with the symbols of the four houses of cards on his torso. He wears his red hair up. His blue unseeing eyes seem to look past you.
Personality: He is quiet and anti-social and can barely make it a few minutes in conversation before his hampering stammer kicks in. His philosophy is that everyone needs a friend and as such shows hospitality towards all.
History: He comes from a rich western family. His childhood dream was to be a Jeweler, but he was a colossal failure. He has set out to sabotage the competition.
Motivation: Further expansion of business; and to be a jeweler again
Ideals: Optimist. Flaws: Disease, Shy. Bonds: Rich, Job. Occupation: Soapmaker
Voice: High pitched and raspy
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Halfling, Neutral Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d4+0, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 5 | 3 |
Possessions: 700 sp. 1 Banded mail.
Oriel Beitz, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: She is scrawny and has patchy golden stubble. She wears a worn and beaten armor. She has a hunchback. She is bald on top and has large golden tufts of hair around her ears. Her thin eyebrows rest above her beady green eyes.
Personality: She is always cheerful, even with a hangover, and is always willing to go through all sorts of trouble to help her friends. She considers everything a fun event and doesn't hold grudges. She is a font of random trivia from the lore and stories she has discovered
History: The child of southern immigrants she idolized her father. A gypsy cursed her at a young age, leading to her ugly appearance. She routinely visits covens of witches but complains that many are fraudulent and lack true knowledge of magic.
Motivation: To share knowledge with the world.
Ideals: Optimist, Logical. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Immigrant. Occupation: Bricklayer
Voice: Old Prospector
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'6") Human, Chaotic Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 4 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 5 |
Possessions: 160 gp. Sard (40 gp).
Bilga Spalding, Female Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: A well shaped woman just over fifty, she wears a white shirt with thin violet vertical stripes and white pants. Her chestnut hair has been sun bleached extensively. Her blue eyes are slightly larger than normal.
Personality: She is overprotective of those who hire her services. She is susceptible to being scared and is in actuality easily frightened. She likes to tell stories.
History: Born to a pair of adventurers, Bilga grew up listening to her father's many stories. In her 14th year, while out on a day-trip, she returned to find her hometown burning and destroyed. She found her father impaled in their home, and her mother beheaded. She saw the woman who walked out, and charged her in a blind rage. The woman easily evaded and defeated her, leaving her to live broken and terrified. She bought a scimitar and has really upped her game hunting, due to her understanding of decoy and ambush.
Motivation: Several ex partners dislike her way of doing things and want revenge; and she's looking for her big break
Flaws: Fearful. Bonds: Guardian, Adventurer, Nature, Enemies. Occupation: Architect
Voice: Gruff and masculine
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'10") Half-Orc, Lawful Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 9 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d4+0, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: 6000 cp. 1 Banded mail.
Galinndan Iathrana, Male Elf [Permalink]
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Description: Standing 5'0", this man dresses in blue turtlenecks beneath a violet coat with black slacks. His blonde hair is matted, messy, and big. His eyes are green and he is always smoking a pipe.
Personality: He will rave to anyone who will listen. The war was a terrible time for him, and Galinndan does not often speak of it. When he does, he does so with a strained expression and tears in his eyes.
History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his mother always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. While he appears to be a normal Elf, he's... not quite right. Perhaps he's slightly insane, or otherwise so mentally alien to the rest of the world that he plain doesn't fit in. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: He wants nothing more than to rejoin the army; and he is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally
Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Depressed, Antagonistic. Bonds: Military. Occupation: Dilettante
Voice: Spits words with contempt
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'0") Elf, Neutral Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Elven
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +5 / 1d4+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 5 |
Possessions: 40 gp.
Rolf Remein, Male Half-Elf [Permalink]
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Description: He is scrawny and has patchy red stubble. He wears suspenders and yellow workpants. His shirt is white, and he wears a heavy yellow leather apron most of the time. He has a hunchback. His red hair is braided into rings. Judging by the bloodshot nature of his eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine he has not slept for days.
Personality: He is business-like. He takes instructions and follows them to the letter. He is frequently practicing swordplay.
History: He comes from a rich western family. His mother had invested heavily in several trade routes and wanted him to inherit them. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: Money/treasure.
Ideals: Professionalism. Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac. Bonds: Military, Rich. Occupation: Spy
Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'11") Half-Elf, Chaotic Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 4 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 17 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 9 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 7 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Elven
Attacks Melee +0 / 1d4-2, Ranged +5 / 1d4+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: 140 gp.
Anne Home, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: A well shaped woman just over fifty, she is wearing a long, grey cloak. She has black hair. Her thin eyebrows rest above her beady hazel eyes.
Personality: A rambunctious noisy drunk she knows how to make people feel guilty. She dislikes loud distracting noises, but is overall hospitable. Her biggest love is that of knowledge and as such will purchase any books or pay to listen to tales that travelers might have.
History: She was born into a rich family. She dropped out of school before completing her studies. She has worked as a Server like her father before her.
Motivation: To unite with her brother; and she is unsatisfied with her job
Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Depressed. Bonds: Rich, Job, Family. Occupation: Server
Voice: Spanish accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'7") Human, Neutral Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 1 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 6 (-2) | 5 (-3) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +0 / 1d4-2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 5 |
Possessions: 80 gp.
Dagger Of Dragons, Female Tabaxi [Permalink]
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Description: With blue face paint in a stripe pattern across her face, she has a large pastel mantle and cape that has been intricately interwoven into her violet robe. Her lavender fur is unkempt and raggedy. She wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.
Personality: She is overprotective of those who hire her services. A true patriot, Dagger would do anything for her country. She is fiercely protective of her fellow citizens and foreign allies.
History: Her history is one of pain. She was disowned by both parents and raised among the slaves her parents kept. When money was particularly tight she was walking through alleys when she overheard a Shoemaker hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. She made her way to the other competitor and parlayed her knowledge into a job. She eventually got the idea of being the protector of her homeland from reading books, and has made it her duty.
Motivation: To clean up the streets.
Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor, Guardian, Military, Slave. Occupation: Shoemaker
Voice: Nasally tone
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Tabaxi, Lawful Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 8 (-1) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d4+3, Ranged +1 / 1d4-1, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 5 | 3 |
Possessions: 100 sp.
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