Description: He appears as an extremely gaunt Gnome, and stands approximately 3'7". He is wearing a tight blue one piece outfit complete with pants, hood, and a cape, and his gloved hand is found clutching a trident. He wears a feathered hat to cover his moderate length black hair. His eyes are green.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He has a minor phobia of water and hates getting wet.

History: Born in the west to a Merchant, Umpen learned a great deal about his father's area of expertise. Like his father and his brother before him, after school he went straight into learning to become a Merchant. He's since become an addict/alcoholic.

Motivation: He wants nothing more than to rejoin the army; and he feels threatened by others

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Fearful, Addict. Bonds: Job, Military. Occupation: Merchant

Voice: Breathy voice

Possessions: 1100 pp. Cloth of gold vestments (160 gp). Golden circlet with four aquamarines (2000 gp). An elaborate, whalebone scrimshaw carving of intertwined orbs, each showing the legend of creation story (80 gp). Gold and ruby ring (7000 gp). Sapphire pendant on gold chain (1800 gp). Cloth of gold vestments (160 gp). Ceremonial electrum dagger with a star ruby in the pommel (1200 gp). An abacus with copper, silver and gold markers (160 gp).

Description: Wearing a closed helm and plate, one would not know what she was had she not made sure her armor was more form fitting than normal. Outside of the suit she wears long strands of aquamarine and short brown dresses (or suits) accompanied by the proper stockings and shoes, with gloves of varying lengths. She has moderate length chestnut hair. Her face is scarred and worn.

Personality: She is overprotective of those who hire her services. Her home and work are filled with various knick knacks she has acquired through the years. She cares a great deal for her adopted teenage son.

History: She is the product a well kept family trust fund and as such has never really known need. A gypsy cursed her at a young age, leading to her ugly appearance. When her spouse passed she lost her only source of income but claims to her sons to still be retired.

Motivation: To reunite with her absent father.

Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Rich, Guardian, Family. Occupation: Scribe

Voice: Hollow voice

Possessions: 5000 gp. An elaborate, whalebone scrimshaw carving of intertwined orbs, each showing the legend of creation story (90 gp). Solid gold idol (200 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (200 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (200 gp). A miniature golden chest with tiny emeralds lining the top (90 gp). Silver chalice with lapis lazuli gems (90 gp). Silver comb with moonstones (300 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (200 gp). Silver-plated steel longsword with jet jewel in hilt (300 gp). Silver-plated steel longsword with jet jewel in hilt (300 gp). Jeweled anklet (3000 gp). Ceremonial electrum dagger with a star ruby in the pommel (1300 gp). Solid gold idol (200 gp). Silver comb with moonstones (300 gp).

Description: A moderately attractive man, he wears tight fitting clothing which further accentuates his frame. His long silver hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. His eyes are amber and he is always smoking a pipe.

Personality: He is envious of other's things. He hoards treasure, art, food, wine, and anything that he so desires. He invented a lineage for himself and claims to be descended from several legendary heroes.

History: Born to a Ploughman, his father struggled to pay the bills. He went to a religious school and was inspired by the priests there in charitable deeds. He spent several years traveling with his friend, before both settled down to enjoy the fruits of their adventures.

Motivation: Regain custody of his son; and his religion dominates his actions

Flaws: Greedy. Bonds: Attractive, Adventurer, Poor, Religious, Family. Occupation: Sailor

Voice: Scottish accent

Possessions: 7000 gp. Tiger eye turquoise (10 gp). Fire opal (400 gp). Sardonyx (30 gp). Golden yellow topaz (1200 gp). Star rose quartz (30 gp). Star ruby (400 gp). Canary diamond (7000 gp). Moonstone (30 gp). Jet (130 gp). Silver pearl (130 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: She sports green clothing, slightly heavier than average wear. Her brown hair is long and unkept. Her eyes are likewise black. Her teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: She is not truly malevolent, but she is obsessed with writing. She constantly tries to fill her life with writing. She does not regard money as being a problem because it has never been a problem for her. She lives in a bit of an ivory tower believing all problems are one quick intervention away from being solved.

History: She was born in the north, but her parents moved at a very young age to the south. She was taken from her home at a very young age. She has never given up on her writing dream.

Motivation: Money/treasure; and she is currently in port desperately looking for someone to get her out

Ideals: Artistic. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Rich, Immigrant, Slave. Occupation: Miner

Voice: Sore throat, cough

Possessions: 16000 gp. Moss agate (6 gp). Freshwater pearl (6 gp). Malachite (6 gp). Onyx (50 gp). Blue star sapphire (1000 gp). Freshwater pearl (6 gp). Banded agate (6 gp). Lapis lazuli (6 gp). 1 Medium magic item. 1 Medium magic item. 1 Medium magic item. 1 Medium magic item.

Description: Runty and weak-looking, she is generally shirtless and showing off her tattooed chest. Her black fur is matted, messy, and big. Her thin eyebrows rest above her beady amber eyes.

Personality: She is extraordinarily eccentric. She is skeptical of what others tell her and is slow to trust.

History: The child of southern immigrants she idolized her mother. A gypsy cursed her at a young age, leading to her ugly appearance. She left for the south, certain she would find work there.

Motivation: To share knowledge with the world.

Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Shy. Bonds: Poor, Immigrant. Occupation: Unemployed

Voice: Can't modulate volume

Possessions: 1400 pp. Alexandrite (500 gp). Hematite (6 gp). Rose (30 gp). Amber (90 gp). Golden yellow topaz (500 gp). Red-brown spinel (90 gp). Moonstone (30 gp).

Description: He is a man of bearing and well nourished. He tends to wear a tan poncho over his likewise colored trousers and shirt. He has shaved his head bald. His ears are large.

Personality: He never swears and excessively uses polite adverbs when speaking. He passes on several rewards to people in need. He makes a point to leave places better than he found them.

History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his mother and father. His mother taught him the rudiments of the Unemployed arts, while his father instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. His mother took him hunting and taught him how to get in the mind of other creatures. He bought a sickle and has really upped his game hunting, due to his understanding of decoy and ambush.

Motivation: Money/treasure; and he is greedy

Ideals: Optimist, Philantrophist. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Rich, Nature. Occupation: Unemployed

Voice: Prounounces S like Z

Possessions: 8000 gp. Gold and topaz bottle stopper cork (1100 gp). Gold dragon comb with red garnet eye (1100 gp). Black velvet mask with numerous citrines (90 gp). Jeweled gold crown (4000 gp). Jeweled electrum ring (4000 gp). Fire opal pendant on a fine gold chain (1700 gp). Jeweled electrum ring (4000 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: The woman speaks with an almost imperceptible accent. She seems to always be the slightest bit damp as if she got out from a pool a few moments ago. She wears a red Stetson hat and red clothes. Her hair, while still mostly brown, has prominent grey streaks. She is baby faced.

Personality: A skeptical and narcissistic woman, Stacee's first love is herself. Her second love is also herself. She is able to fit into much smaller and tighter spaces than normal.

History: Gifted from a young age, Stacee studied abroad. Stacee liked to wander the woods near her home when she was young, something she still likes to do at least once a week. She never liked modest clothing or shoes, so she would wander the woods barefoot and lightly dressed, and she developed a good sense of balance and learned how to climb and swim well. She now owns her own business.

Motivation: Retire the richest woman in the south; and to be a unemployed again

Ideals: Impeccable, Gifted, Entrepeneur. Bonds: Immigrant, Nature, Job. Occupation: Barkeep

Voice: Old thin voice

Possessions: 11000 gp. A pair of blacksmith’s puzzle; each has a pair of interlocked iron designs that users try to take apart and put back together (60 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (600 gp). Fire opal pendant on a fine gold chain (600 gp). Cloth of gold vestments (110 gp). A finely crafted rug of intricate, geometric designs worked with silver threading (60 gp). Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (600 gp). Solid gold idol (600 gp). Silver chalice with lapis lazuli gems (110 gp). A detailed rose, with petals and thorns, constructed of silver and electrum (60 gp). Silver-plated steel longsword with jet jewel in hilt (700 gp). Black velvet mask with numerous citrines (110 gp). 1 Medium magic item. 1 Medium magic item.