Vani Smoothhands, Female Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: She is wearing colorful clothing, dressed as a Dilettante. She cuts an attractive figure and her suit of old armor is well cared for even if it is obsolete. Sporting a blonde mohawk this woman's hair draws a lot of attention. Her fair skin shows little sign of her aristocratic breeding.
Personality: She is inclined to make off color jokes and interpret anything that could be construed as such as innuendo. She is however greedy and will demand payment and proof of collateral's value and will produce a merchant's scale to make sure she is not cheated out of a speck.
History: She was born the only child of a wealthy merchant. She married young, but lost her spouse to orcs. Days after completing her studies, news broke out that her hometown was attacked by orcs. Vani was horrified and prayed that her mother was alright. However, she heard that her mother had died fighting off the orcs.
Motivation: Someone believes her a fraud; and she loathes her own lifestyle
Ideals: Joker, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Depressed. Bonds: Attractive, Enemies. Occupation: Dilettante
Voice: Sleepy voice
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'1") Halfling, True Neutral (CR 6)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 23 (6d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d6+1, Ranged +6 / 2d6+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 3 |
Possessions: 100 gp. Fire opal pendant on a fine gold chain (700 gp).
Qualen Loofollue, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: This dark-skinned male wears suspenders and blue workpants. His shirt is black, and he wears a heavy blue leather apron most of the time. He is tall, broad shouldered and powerfully built. He has wavy black hair. His violet eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He does not trust anyone and sleeps with one eye open.
History: A child with a great deal of poetry talent his parents made sure he got the chance to thrive. His first spouse was a Mercenary, they had one son, but his spouse won total custody. Without his spouse to temper him he grew out of control. He has since lost track of the people in his past.
Motivation: He has decided he is irredeemable; and marry his sister to traveling adventurers
Ideals: Joker, Artistic. Flaws: Insomniac. Bonds: Family, Criminal record. Occupation: Scribe
Voice: Forgets to breathe while speaking
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Gnome, Chaotic Evil (CR 12)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 97 (12d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 7 (-2) | 15 (+2) | 17 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Gnome
Attacks Melee +5 / 3d10+1, Ranged +4 / 3d10+0, Grapple +7
Possessions: Pink diamond (5000 gp). Aquamarine (1600 gp). Aquamarine (1600 gp).
Williamina Ridley, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: This younger middle-aged woman dresses in grey turtlenecks beneath a yellow coat with tan slacks, and a wedding ring on her left hand. Her auburn hair is singed and shortened. Her face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.
Personality: She swings through moods quickly. One moment she is cool and collected, the next she is carried away by passions. She is a very good compulsive liar and kleptomaniac.
History: She was born to a criminal king-pin and mafia family Williamina was a troubled youth. She spent her days as a hard laborer instead of attending school, and spent her evenings with numerous mobsters and gang members. Williamina decided she wanted neither the life of her father nor that of the evil petty criminals she associated with. During her early adolescence, she took a sudden opportunity while working the docks and commandeered a vessel that was left unmanned. Recently she has begun working with bootleggers and crooks.
Motivation: Wishes to resurrect an old love; and she will attempt to ambush and attack anyone she thinks she can take on alone and try to knock them out with non-lethal damage. if successful, she will try to sell them to her slave-trader contact
Ideals: Passionate. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: In love, Criminal record. Occupation: Detective
Voice: Sighs a lot, exhausted
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'2") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 9 (-1) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +1 / 1d4-1, Grapple +2
Possessions: 80 gp.
Oolah Spalding, Female Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: A plain young-adult woman, she has the majority of her body covered in plate. Her black hair is unkempt and raggedy. She has amber eyes and a white hat with a green feather.
Personality: She cares much about the opinion of others, both in good and in bad: when keeping in line with her opinion, she thinks highly of the other person, but when opinions clash, she can get violently argumentative. She is able to make almost anything out of random pieces of junk.
History: Her divine talent manifested at a young age. Aiming to upstage a rival house, her parents had her trained. When money was particularly tight she was walking through alleys when she overheard a Mortician hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. She made her way to the other competitor and parlayed her knowledge into a job. She was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: Obtaining odd cultural Gnomish artifacts is her passion.
Ideals: Opinionated, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Mortician
Voice: Nasally tone
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'7") Half-Orc, Neutral Good (CR 4)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 22 (4d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 7 (-2) | 12 (+1) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d10+2, Ranged +2 / 1d10+0, Grapple +3
Possessions: 300 gp. 2 Acid flasks. 2 Tanglefoot bags. 2 Tanglefoot bags. 2 Holy water.
Gerard Oakes, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: A man with thick toned arms and a paunchy gut. He is generally well dressed albeit a few years behind the times. His brown hair is still thick. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.
Personality: Gerard wants to be seen as a stoic, levelheaded, noble Cleric, so he tries to act the part. He does a good job, for the most part... He can see the true alignment of people by looking at them, and uses this to pass judgement.
History: A studious child he never was much for a social life, not because he was unlikable, but because he did not seek it out. His psionic abilities were realized during a raid on his village. He is untrained/undisciplined, which makes him dangerous.
Motivation: Wants to work out more often.
Ideals: Athletic, Disciplined, Gifted. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Attractive. Occupation: Slave Trader
Voice: Low and grunting
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'9") Human, Lawful Neutral (CR 10)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 82 (10d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Infernal, Orc
Attacks Melee +7 / 3d6+3, Ranged +4 / 3d6+0, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 6 | 4 |
Possessions: 8000 sp.
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