Description: This late middle aged woman wears baggy grey pantaloons and a blue scarf and is in decent physical shape. She has no hair. She wears round tiny glasses practically rammed into her face.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She is able to fit into much smaller and tighter spaces than normal.

History: Her mother raised her in a mountain cabin. Her divine abilities were realized during a raid on her village. When she grew older, she became a bit more civilized, usually hanging around bars and taverns. She began work as a mercenary for hire. She would embark on any mission as long as the price was right.

Motivation: A need for knowledge about a nearby landmark; and she wants to meet her childhood hero

Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Nature, Adventurer. Occupation: Sculptor

Voice: Speaks with a cold

Possessions: 310 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.

Description: A hulking woman with gigantic muscles, she wears a violet top hat and violet clothes. Her golden hair is greasy and uncared for. She wears large thick round spectacles.

Personality: While she is on the job, she is grim and serious. She understands how dangerous the world is and the need to stay safe. She does not trust anyone and sleeps with one eye open.

History: Emmeline was born to in a poor docking district. She spent her early days working in the same smith shop her father was employed at, doing general labor. She became part of the deadliest team of assassins in recent memory. A botched job caused the group to be disbanded. She has gone from town to town till she finds a spot where she can set up a sustainable business.

Motivation: To protect her home; and she is being blackmailed/forced/etc and this influences her actions

Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac. Bonds: Criminal record, Poor, Job, Guardian. Occupation: Junk Dealer

Voice: Spits and sputters

Possessions: 1000 sp.

Description: A woman with a cold, calculating air about her, she is bundled in multiple layers and is prepared for a desert trek wearing a turban that covers her face most of the time. She has a very tight haircut. Her blue eyes peer out from beneath her feathered tan hat.

Personality: She has always had a great fascination with Halfling culture. Her home and work are filled with various knick knacks she has acquired through the years. She cares a great deal for her adopted teenage daughter.

History: Reddlepop was raised in a hard working conservative environment. She was an apprentice working in her mother's forge. She used her abilities to travel the world and help people.

Motivation: A need for knowledge about a nearby landmark; and further expansion of business

Ideals: Philantrophist. Flaws: Racist. Bonds: Family, Job, Adventurer. Occupation: Mercenary

Voice: Uses sign language

Possessions: 15000 cp. Ceremonial electrum dagger with a star ruby in the pommel (1100 gp). A roughly beaten golden orb (110 gp). A delicate brass dragon egg (20 gp). 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A plain young-adult woman, she wears a pastel coat over a black low-cut shirt, and a Stetson hat upon her head. She has moderate length gray fur. Her eyes are blue and beady.

Personality: She is unhospitable to her core. Her small house has "No trespassing" Signs all over it. She is often prim and proper but will on occasion tell either really disgusting or offensive jokes, which seem out of character.

History: She served in the navy to pay for her family's outstanding loans. She inherited a moderately successful company from her father. Under her leadership it has flourished, and using capital from her venture she effectively owns an entire region. She was betrayed by a partner and left for dead, teaching her a humbling lesson in trusting others.

Motivation: She has money and likes to spend it.

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Military, Rich. Occupation: Engraver

Voice: Voice breaks

Possessions: 20 pp.

Description: A pudgy man standing about 5'10" has a big stupid grin on his face most of the time. He wears a white coat over a yellow low-cut shirt, and a small hat upon his head. His hair is always cut to a buzz. He is missing an eye and his face is severely sunburned. His one remaining eye shines gray.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is lazy, self-centered, vain, and jealous.

History: His parents moved while he was still in utero so he is the first generation to be born here. His parents were killed by drow in a raid when he was still a young child. The drow captured him, and made him a slave and general play-thing. He was beaten and tortured regularly, leading to his deformed appearance. He left for the west, certain he would find work there.

Motivation: Someone believes him a fraud.

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Selfish. Bonds: Immigrant, Enemies. Occupation: Body Guard

Voice: Speaks through clenched teeth

Possessions: 1000 pp. Eye agate (12 gp). Hematite (12 gp). Aquamarine (800 gp). Moss agate (12 gp). Eye agate (12 gp). Jasper (80 gp). Rhodochrosite (12 gp). Alexandrite (800 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.