Description: This man is very fat, and wears tight fighting clothing, which leaves very little to the imagination. His silver hair has been sun bleached extensively. He has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. He wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He loves his children and doesn't want them to worry about him. He loves to share his poetry with anyone who is interested.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He has been saving his money to try and buy his brother's freedom.

Motivation: Find a way to reverse the transformation of his brother; and his relatives are trying to arrange a marriage

Ideals: Fighting, Joker, Artistic. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Family. Occupation: Fortune-teller

Voice: Speaks fast with a slight lisp

Possessions: Azurite (10 gp).

Description: She dresses well, wearing grey shirts, loose pants, and blazers most of the time. She carries with her a set of bows on her belt, each one with a emerald on the hilt. Her hair is greying and her face has many wrinkles. She has blue eyes.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. A true patriot, Mardred would do anything for her country. She is fiercely protective of her fellow citizens and foreign allies.

History: Born in the south her family was never financially stable. When money was particularly tight she was walking through alleys when she overheard a Cook hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. She made her way to the other competitor and parlayed her knowledge into a job. Recently a tribe of gnolls attacked the village and all able bodies who could hold a blade were quickly armed and sent to the walls. Mardred fought at the side of some of the regions greatest heroes but was never overshadowed.

Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and a deep hatred of gnolls

Ideals: Fighting, Joker. Bonds: Attractive, Military, Poor. Occupation: Cook

Voice: Strong lisp

Possessions: 1000 cp. Brass mug with jade inlays (400 gp). Silver-plated steel longsword with jet jewel in hilt (300 gp).

Description: This man is unhealthily muscled, almost every single one of his veins is visible when he is not flexing. His shirts and pants tend to be short and undersized for him due to the difficulty of finding a good tailor. He wears his brown hair up. His eyes, though not visible through his cowl, are blue.

Personality: He resents people who mock his appearance or him, so he has learned to be the meanest son of a gun. He uses his nature as a weapon; he likes to lead opponents to think him in distress.

History: He was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He guards a vault combo very seriously as well as the key needed to open it.

Motivation: He is content; and wants to work out more often

Ideals: Fighting, Athletic. Flaws: Ugly, Secretive, Mundane. Occupation: Crown-heir

Voice: Whispers

Possessions: 600 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: This woman wears rags and sports a simple walking cane, and sports empty pouches on her belt. Her blue crest is smooth and relatively long. She has red eyes and a green hat with a grey feather.

Personality: She is someone who is used to having a large amount of sex appeal. She also lacks a concept of privacy and shares just about everything. She is accommodating to her spouse and as such limits her hospitality. She is brave and levelheaded in the face of danger and has proven herself a capable leader.

History: Born in the east to a Mortician, Harann learned a great deal about her father's area of expertise. Like her father and her sister before her, after school she went straight into learning to become a Mortician. She has became unsatisfied with her lot in life, and decided to take up adventuring.

Motivation: She wants to get laid; and she's in love

Bonds: Poor, Attractive, In love, Job, Adventurer, Has a crush. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Nasally tone

Possessions: 500 gp. Violet garnet (300 gp). Bloodstone (30 gp). Amber (50 gp). Zircon (30 gp). Sard (30 gp).

Description: What flesh remains visible is marred by burns. He wears a robe, a symbol of the four houses of cards around his neck, and a sickle on his belt. He wears his black hair down. He has gold eyes and a green hat with a grey feather.

Personality: Cocky and sure of himself, he believes he is the best Scribe born in the past three hundred years. He also is a firm believer in the manly ideal.

History: He comes from a rich western family. A gifted student he started as a Shipwright, but he got bored and became a Scribe. He then took over the family business and is one of the better Scribe for hire.

Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and to be a shipwright again

Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Impulsive. Bonds: Job, Rich. Occupation: Scribe

Voice: Speaks like tongue is numb

Possessions: 700 gp.