Crampernap Horcusporcus, Male Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears loose pants and a collared shirt complete with sweater beneath his coat. He keeps his brown hair in a pixie cut. His eyes are likewise green.
Personality: He likes to brag about his accomplishments and constantly tries to beat others to the punch. He has zero loyalty and will suck up to whomever is within range, in the hopes of being moved to a better position.
History: He was born at the edge of vast desert. His mother disappeared, and while he tried to raise money to find his mother, he was betrayed dozens of times. He has since lost track of the people in his past.
Motivation: Nothing but the best is good enough for him; and regain custody of his daughter
Ideals: Passionate, Impeccable. Flaws: Fearful. Bonds: Nature, Family. Occupation: Sage
Voice: Soft and melodious
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Gnome, Lawful Neutral (CR 4)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 29 (4d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 6 (-2) | 12 (+1) | 17 (+3) | 18 (+4) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 14
Languages Common, Gnome, Giant, Infernal, Orc
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d10+0, Ranged +0 / 1d10-2, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 600 gp. 1 Minor magic item.
Bilga Home, Female Half-Orc [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: Her right thumb is blackened and bruised, but otherwise she appears quite healthy. She wears an old set of leather armor, nicked and torn by the ravages of time and battle. Her auburn hair has been sun bleached extensively. She is baby faced.
Personality: She is extraordinarily eccentric. She is often prim and proper but will on occasion tell either really disgusting or offensive jokes, which seem out of character.
History: She was born to a pair of big game hunters, but was frequently ill as a child. When the war came and ruined her parents she was left adrift. She was a hard woman then and has only learned to fight more as time goes on. She is untrained/undisciplined, which makes her dangerous.
Motivation: She is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally.
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Insane, Disease, PTSD. Occupation: Sculptor
Voice: Indian accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'1") Half-Orc, Chaotic Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 9 (1d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Orc, Halfling
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d4+3, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +3
Possessions: 700 sp. Moss agate (10 gp). 1 Masterwork Common Melee.
Philomena Honeypot, Female Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A plain young-adult woman, she wears red leather gloves, a red jacket, and tight pants. Her white hair is slicked back into a classic pompadour. Her blue unseeing eyes seem to look past you.
Personality: She likes to be helpful to her clients. She likes to prescribe proper advice to her clients. She can see the true alignment of people by looking at them, and uses this to pass judgement.
History: Philomena was born in the east. At a young age she loved to build and create. When money was particularly tight she was walking through alleys when she overheard a Roofer hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. She made her way to the other competitor and parlayed her knowledge into a job. She now owns her own business.
Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern; and she'd like to take her coworkers down a peg
Ideals: Gifted, Persistence. Flaws: Disease. Bonds: Job, Poor. Occupation: Roofer
Voice: Voice breaks
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Halfling, Neutral Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 24 (4d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 (-3) | 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling, Draconic, Elven
Attacks Melee -1 / 1d10-3, Ranged +5 / 1d10+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
Possessions: 16000 cp.
Barbena Torunn, Female Dwarf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A well shaped woman just over fifty, she is well dressed, constantly wearing a brown suit, white shirt, and green tie. Her black hair is lengthy and is close to two feet long. This blue eyed westerner is not easily forgotten.
Personality: She believes mankind has become decadent and spoiled by the march of civilization and an end should come to life as we know it. She also hits on women, regardless of circumstances.
History: Her father raised her in a mountain cabin. Her spouse left her for another, whom she beat to an almost bloody pulp. She did not win them back, but she came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. Some 10 years later her spouse died after the birth of her daughter. Heartbroken, Barbena never married again. Instead she focused her life to raising her daughter whom she trained as her mother had trained her before.
Motivation: Gnomish compassion; and she wants to get laid
Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Racist. Bonds: Nature, Has a crush, In love. Occupation: Baker
Voice: Nasally tone
Attributes [hide]
Medium (3'9") Dwarf, Chaotic Good (CR 4)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 37 (4d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 19 (+4) | 13 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Dwarven, Giant
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d10-1, Ranged +2 / 1d10+0, Grapple +3
Possessions: 300 gp. 1 Spyglass. 1 Bullseye lantern. 1 Good lock. 1 Hourglass.
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