Darrow Kettlewhistle, Male Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man is unhealthily muscled, almost every single one of his veins is visible when he is not flexing. His shirts and pants tend to be short and undersized for him due to the difficulty of finding a good tailor. His golden hair is still thick. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.
Personality: He is a Unemployed first and foremost. He believes firmly that knowledge should be universal. His brief stint in the army gave him the idea he was invincible and that he is the toughest man alive.
History: He got into the Unemployed business at a young age. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He has drifted from career to career and currently works as a Unemployed.
Motivation: He is unsatisfied with his job; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever
Ideals: Fighting, Athletic. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Job, Military. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Speaks through clenched teeth
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'0") Halfling, Chaotic Evil (CR 6)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 38 (6d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 9 (-1) | 18 (+4) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Halfling, Aquan, Terran
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d6+0, Ranged +4 / 2d6+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 |
Possessions: 1 Minor magic item.
Aerdeth Lathalas, Male Elf [Permalink]
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Description: This man wears dull tan sweaters, loose white pants, and alligator leather shoes. Beneath his sweater he keeps a concealed club, just in case. He is muscular with a powerful set of arms. His hair is always cut to a buzz. His face is feral with sharp distinguishing features. His spectacle hidden eyes are a deep brown.
Personality: He has a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor. He is not one for noise or eating so much, which is in direct contrast with his big mouthed big gutted partner. His partner is his best friend in the world. The two are very close despite being more or less each other's opposites. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.
History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his mother and father. His mother taught him the rudiments of the Fisher arts, while his father instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. He was part of a huge silver rush, which was taken over by a mining company. The company confiscated a lot of silver, but the shipment was lost. He hopes to save up enough money to one day pay a cleric to cure him.
Motivation: He doesn't get along with people that don't share his tastes; and obtaining odd cultural half-orc artifacts is his passion
Ideals: Joker, Impeccable. Flaws: Disease. Bonds: Adventurer, Rich. Occupation: Fisher
Voice: Hissing voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'1") Elf, Neutral Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 11 (3d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Elven
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d8+2, Ranged +5 / 1d8+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 4 | 2 |
Possessions: 200 gp. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.
Nazû Astley, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: He typically wears a sleeveless long coat of deep white leather and dull tan iron scale mail, and carries daggers. His long auburn hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. This blue eyed northerner is not easily forgotten.
Personality: He is intelligent and cunning, but he will too often allow his rage to get the better of him. He will lose his cool and rely on brute force to carry the day. He has a hair trigger and will fly into rage over the tiniest perceived slights.
History: He was born in the north. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.
Motivation: His spouse's relatives view him with great suspicion; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever
Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Immigrant, Criminal record, Family. Occupation: Fortune-teller
Voice: Pronounces difficult words wrong
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'6") Half-Orc, Neutral Evil (CR 7)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 65 (7d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 18 (+4) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d8+0, Ranged +6 / 2d8+3, Grapple +6
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 |
Possessions: 200 gp.
Vlorn Porridgepot, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: A thin man, he clearly needs to put on some weight, but he still has a lot of muscle. He wears just a white suit. He wears his hair in dreadlocks. He wears round tiny glasses practically rammed into his face.
Personality: Vlorn speaks confidently about a variety of topics with grace. He is clearly well-traveled and educated. He is lazy and tries to find solutions quickly.
History: The child of a Scribe, who enjoyed hunting, Vlorn was taken on many hunting expeditions. He was an athlete and attended two major summer competitions. He never won. He bought a longbow and has really upped his game hunting, due to his understanding of decoy and ambush.
Motivation: He feels the way he acts is they only way to get by in the world; and wants to work out more often
Ideals: Athletic, Impeccable, Logical. Flaws: Lazy. Bonds: Nature. Occupation: Tailor
Voice: Uses lots of figures of speech
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'0") Halfling, Chaotic Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 25 (5d12)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +2 / 2d4-1, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +0
Possessions: 500 gp. Aquamarine (1300 gp). Amethyst (120 gp). Jade (120 gp).
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