Erky Timbers, Male Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man is tall and muscular. He wears tight fighting clothing, which leaves very little to the imagination. He wears his black hair down. His gray eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.
Personality: He believes there is no problem he cannot solve with sufficient elbow grease and persistence, if it is the best or most economic solution matters not. He takes great pride in his work and is very well organized. His planner is full of calendar events.
History: He comes from a rich northern family. He sought a place where he would be rewarded solely on the merits of his skills. This search led him directly into Barber work with an outfit from a few towns over. Barber work suited him well, and with each successful project, he earned more gold and more respect from his peers. He then took over the family business and is one of the better Barber for hire.
Motivation: Further expansion of business; and balancing his hectic life and new barber responsibilities is difficult
Ideals: Fighting, Athletic, Persistence. Bonds: Job, Rich. Occupation: Barber
Voice: Strong lisp
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Gnome, Lawful Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 25 (2d10)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 18 (+4) | 8 (-1) | 16 (+3) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Gnome
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d6+0, Ranged +5 / 1d6+3, Grapple +3
Possessions: 1900 sp. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.
Oolah Law, Female Half-Orc [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: She likes to wear ponchos typically of a light black in addition to tight pants. Her black hair has been sun bleached extensively. Her violet eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.
Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She never wears the same outfit twice, unless she absolutely has to.
History: Oolah was raised in a hard working conservative environment. While she appears to be a normal Half-Orc, she's... not quite right. Perhaps she's slightly insane, or otherwise so mentally alien to the rest of the world that she plain doesn't fit in. She has worked as a Roofer like her father before her.
Motivation: Expand her business; and she's repulsed by the pc
Ideals: Joker, Artistic. Flaws: Insane, Antagonistic. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Roofer
Voice: Pronounces O like U
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'2") Half-Orc, Neutral Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 12 (1d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 8 (-1) | 10 (+0) | 3 (-4) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 0 |
Possessions: 40 gp.
Aldous Langley, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A hulking man with gigantic muscles, he wears dull brown sweaters, loose white pants, and alligator leather shoes. Beneath his sweater he keeps a concealed pickaxe, just in case. He has red hair. His brown eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.
Personality: He is irascible and easily irritated. He cannot deal with unfamiliar people for more than a few minutes at a time and if they persist he will grow angry at them.
History: From birth he was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. His parents divorced when he was young, and his mother gained full cudstody. He was regularly beaten by his mother, who blamed him for driving them apart. He has dedicated himself to building a better trade route.
Motivation: He's looking for his big break; and he's attracted to the pc
Flaws: Addict, Antagonistic. Bonds: Mentor, Adventurer, Has a crush. Occupation: Laborer
Voice: Old thin voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 30 (4d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling, Giant, Sylvan
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d10-1, Ranged +3 / 1d10+1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 200 gp. 1 Minor magic item.
Moon Shoe, Male Tabaxi [Permalink]
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Description: A pudgy man standing about 5'5" has a big stupid grin on his face most of the time. He wears baggy brown pantaloons and a black scarf. His lavender fur is heavily combed to the left. He has yellow eyes.
Personality: He is a pretentious jerk insisting that modern society is full of problems and should revert to a simpler time. He loves being with his children and actually smiles when they are around. He would do anything for them. He dislikes his ex a great deal.
History: Born the oldest of a large religious southern family, he was no stranger to responsibility. Being born in the south, he completed his medical training abroad so as to avoid the war. He returned after the war having achieved medical proficiency. He was a general practitioner in the south for years, until he, through no fault of his own, lost a patient who had a very powerful family. Rather than risk reprisal he made his way west. He struck the Mortician job and began his own company from there.
Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and wants to raise his children well
Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Family, Religious, Job. Occupation: Mortician
Voice: High pitched, excited
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'5") Tabaxi, Chaotic Evil (CR 10)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 57 (10d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 9 (-1) | 14 (+2) | 17 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 16
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +6 / 3d6+2, Ranged +7 / 3d6+3, Grapple +3
Possessions: 2000 sp.
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