Fonkin Umbodoben, Male Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man wears dull tan sweaters, loose pastel pants, and alligator leather shoes. Beneath his sweater he keeps a concealed scythe, just in case. He is muscular with a powerful set of arms. His white hair, when down, is lengthy. His amber eyes dart from person to person to random spaces in the air.
Personality: He is erratic and paranoid. He believes giants are coming to abduct people. He is a logical person and will generally grow upset if things defy logic and science.
History: Fonkin lived on a farm with his father, near the main road leading to a nearby town. A gifted student he started as a Fisher, but he got bored and became a Mortician. He has since lost track of the people in his past.
Motivation: He loathes his own lifestyle; and he'd like to take his coworkers down a peg
Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Depressed. Bonds: Enemies, Family, Job. Occupation: Mortician
Voice: Speaks with lower jaw sticking out
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Gnome, Chaotic Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 36 (4d12)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 (-3) | 12 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 9 (-1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Gnome, Sylvan, Dwarven, Giant
Attacks Melee -1 / 1d10-3, Ranged +3 / 1d10+1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 8000 sp. 1 Half-Plate.
Philomena Reedfellow, Female Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: This malnourished woman wears skinny pants and wears a white and grey robe with the hood down. Her golden hair is smooth and relatively long. Her eyes are gray and she is always smoking a pipe.
Personality: A grumpy gal she will invite people to lunch so she can critique them. Yet she still seems generally likeable, like a lovable grump. She has all her life been fascinated with painting.
History: Born to a pair of adventurers, Philomena grew up listening to her father's many stories. When money was particularly tight she was walking through alleys when she overheard a Banker hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. She made her way to the other competitor and parlayed her knowledge into a job. She is searching for what she claims is her rightful reward.
Motivation: A need for knowledge about a nearby landmark; and to reunite with her old friends
Ideals: Philantrophist, Artistic. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Poor, Adventurer. Occupation: Banker
Voice: Australian accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (2'9") Halfling, Lawful Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 8 (1d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 6 (-2) | 10 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling, Orc, Aquan, Gnoll
Attacks Melee +0 / 1d4-2, Ranged +0 / 1d4-2, Grapple -2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 500 sp.
Five Treat, Male Tabaxi [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He has a large brown mantle and cape that has been intricately interwoven into his red robe, and carries bows. His fur is short and black. He has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. He wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.
Personality: Five hangs on like a leech to those who appreciate him. It was this clingy personality that held back his poetry career. He has a small toy that he constantly fidgets with.
History: He was born on a small isolated farm. He was one of the best in his class, and was picked up by his current employer. He quickly showed his capability and was soon promoted to a head role. He has worked as a Locksmith like his father before him.
Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg.
Ideals: Fighting, Artistic. Flaws: Addict. Bonds: Nature, Job. Occupation: Locksmith
Voice: Sleepy voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'7") Tabaxi, Chaotic Evil (CR 3)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 17 (3d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 16 (+3) | 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Druidic, Halfling, Infernal
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d8-1, Ranged +5 / 1d8+3, Grapple +3
Possessions: 100 gp. Hematite (10 gp). Red-brown spinel (140 gp). Peridot (30 gp). 4 Holy water. 5 Acid flasks.
Nutae Nailo, Male Half-Elf [Permalink]
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Description: A man of a pale complexion, he wears yellow robes with leather pauldrons. Though occasionally he wears more armor. He prefers to carry a quarterstaff, but if one is not available he will default to his spear. He wears a Stetson hat to hide his balding. He wears large thick round spectacles.
Personality: He is quiet and unassuming. He ignores others and carries on with his job unassumingly. Nutae is a bit of a follower. Usually he is manipulated by his brothers into helping them out, but recently he has become more of a free agent.
History: Sold as a small child to a brothel owner, Nutae was an assistant, and all too frequently test subject. He eventually earned his freedom when his former master disappeared. His father worked until he suffered an accident while they were digging through a hill for a new route. He had to support his now crippled father and took his father's old job. He has worked as a Animal Trainer like his father before him.
Motivation: Find a way to reverse the transformation of his brother; and he is unsatisfied with his job
Ideals: Entrepeneur. Bonds: Job, Family, Mentor. Occupation: Animal Trainer
Voice: Squeaky
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'10") Half-Elf, True Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 29 (5d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 17 (+3) | 18 (+4) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 14
Languages Common, Elven, Auran, Dwarven, Infernal, Aquan
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 15 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 600 gp.
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