Description: A pudgy woman standing about 4'8" has a big stupid grin on her face most of the time. She is typically in her Mortician uniform. She wears her hair in dreadlocks. Her brown eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. She has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.

Personality: She is always cheerful, even with a hangover, and is always willing to go through all sorts of trouble to help her friends. She considers everything a fun event and doesn't hold grudges. She does not mind isolation but does not hate company and attempts to receive them as best as possible.

History: A studious child she never was much for a social life, not because she was unlikable, but because she did not seek it out. Ostracized due to the martial powers of her oldest sister, she and her siblings struck out on their own. In the process these unassuming Elves became a terror of the countryside. She's also a talented Junk Dealer, but doesn't like to broadcast it.

Motivation: Expand her business; and balancing her hectic life and new mortician responsibilities is difficult

Ideals: Optimist, Extrovert, Gifted. Flaws: Addict. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Ums and uhs a lot

Possessions: 200 gp.

Description: This late middle aged woman wears light armors faded through time and improper care and is in decent physical shape. Her long bronze crest is drawn into a two foot long braid. She has a tattooed face.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.

History: She was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. While she appears to be a normal Dragonborn, she's... not quite right. Perhaps she's slightly insane, or otherwise so mentally alien to the rest of the world that she plain doesn't fit in. She knows her nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but her.

Motivation: Retire the richest woman in the east; and she is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally

Ideals: Joker, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Bellfounder

Voice: Slow speaker

Possessions: 5000 sp. Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (1800 gp). Jeweled gold crown (2000 gp). Sapphire pendant on gold chain (2700 gp). 1 Minor magic item.

Description: An imposing man with a heavy stainless steel prosthetic right hand, he is typically in his Assassin uniform. His crest is copper and curly. His eyes are gold and catlike.

Personality: He has a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor. He is not one for noise or eating so much, which is in direct contrast with his big mouthed big gutted partner. His partner is his best friend in the world. The two are very close despite being more or less each other's opposites. Flattery will make him almost putty in your hands.

History: Born to a poor family in the city he treasured whatever gifts he got. He sought a place where he would be rewarded solely on the merits of his skills. This search led him directly into Assassin work with an outfit from a few towns over. Assassin work suited him well, and with each successful project, he earned more gold and more respect from his peers. He has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: Further expansion of business; and he is unsatisfied with his job

Flaws: Selfish. Bonds: Job, Adventurer, Poor. Occupation: Assassin

Voice: Old Prospector

Possessions: 90 gp. Red spinel (90 gp). Pink pearl (90 gp).

Description: She is in excellent shape and wears long strands of amber and short brown dresses (or suits) accompanied by the proper stockings and shoes, with gloves of varying lengths. Her brown hair is still thick. Judging by the bloodshot nature of her eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine she has not slept for days.

Personality: She is extraordinarily eccentric. She also is a firm believer in the womanly ideal.

History: She was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. Her mother had invested heavily in several trade routes and wanted her to inherit them. She is untrained/undisciplined, which makes her dangerous.

Motivation: To get a good night's sleep.

Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Insomniac, Insane, Impulsive. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Sage

Voice: Low rumbling, strings words together

Possessions: 200 gp. Emerald (700 gp).