Bulzo Goodbarrel, Male Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears a shirt and pants that are bristling with pockets overflowing with maps, compasses, and other navigational equipment. His hair is always cut to a buzz. He is baby faced.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is lazy and tries to find solutions quickly.
History: He was born in the south. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Servant. He tends to his Servant job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations he has.
Motivation: To be a Shoemaker again; and retire the richest man in the south
Ideals: Entrepeneur, Joker. Flaws: Lazy. Bonds: Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Servant
Voice: Middle-eastern accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Halfling, Chaotic Neutral (CR 11)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 41 (11d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 6 (-2) | 12 (+1) | 4 (-3) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 7
Languages Common, Halfling, Giant
Attacks Melee +6 / 3d8+2, Ranged +5 / 3d8+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: 2000 gp. Golden yellow topaz (1400 gp). Blue sapphire (1300 gp). Lapis lazuli (13 gp). Star rose quartz (20 gp). Peridot (20 gp). Rich purple corundum (1300 gp). Blue quartz (13 gp). Obsidian (13 gp). Black pearl (1400 gp). Jade (50 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Reirak Orcfoe, Male Dwarf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He is a mite stocky and wears an amalgamation of clothes and depending on the season will wear more layers of the continuing hodge podge. His golden hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. His eyes are blue and catlike.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He lacks restraint and is impulsive. He jumps in and acts without thinking all too often.
History: Reirak was born the youngest of three triplets. He was married off to the eldest child of a minor noble. His spouse died of illness and he inherited everything. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.
Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern; and sabotage a competitor
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Impulsive. Bonds: Family, Rich, Job. Occupation: Mayor
Voice: Prounounces S like Z
Attributes [hide]
Medium (3'11") Dwarf, Chaotic Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 12 (2d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Dwarven, Abyssal, Infernal
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d6+3, Ranged +3 / 1d6+1, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: Just what you see.
Kava Vangdondalor, Female Dragonborn [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: She wears a green tunic with grey highlights, and long green pants that bunch up around her shoes. She carries with her a set of quarterstaffs, each one with a emerald on the hilt. She only wears one on her belt and the other on her back. Her rusty crest, when down, is lengthy. Her red eyes dart from person to person to random spaces in the air.
Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She would rather hide behind her crafts than deal with other people.
History: The child of a Seamstress, who enjoyed hunting, Kava was taken on many hunting expeditions. She moved out east to avoid the crime she committed. Being a Sailor kept her interest for a while, but then she became depressed and bored. So she turned to a secret life of crime, taking increasingly more risks and challenges.
Motivation: She has comitted a past crime that haunts her to this day; and she will attempt to ambush and attack anyone she thinks she can take on alone and try to knock them out with non-lethal damage. if successful, she will try to sell them to her slave-trader contact
Ideals: Fighting, Joker, Artistic. Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Nature, Criminal record. Occupation: Sailor
Voice: Middle-eastern accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'4") Dragonborn, True Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 10 (1d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18 (+4) | 8 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Undercommon
Attacks Melee +6 / 1d4+4, Ranged +1 / 1d4-1, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 100 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.
Aerdeth Fidget, Male Half-Elf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man stands a little under 4'9" and is a bit bulky. He is very muscular particularly in the legs. He wears a custom-built plate barding that's adorned with yellow lining and desert motifs. He wears a Stetson hat to hide his balding. He tend to wears goggles to shield his eyes.
Personality: He is filled with cunning. He likes to feign weakness letting people think he is weak. He can't help but pocket interesting objects he comes across
History: He is the product a well kept family trust fund and as such has never really known need. He was taken as a slave by a traveling circus and forced to perform He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.
Motivation: He wants to meet his childhood hero; and a rival would like him out of the picture
Flaws: Secretive. Bonds: Criminal record, Rich, Slave, Adventurer. Occupation: Server
Voice: Dutch accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'9") Half-Elf, Neutral Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 28 (5d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Elven, Auran
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 800 gp. Gold dragon comb with red garnet eye (1600 gp). Ceremonial electrum dagger with a star ruby in the pommel (1600 gp). Silver ewer (70 gp).
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