Joser Honeypot, Male Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A pudgy man standing about 3'2" has a big stupid grin on his face most of the time. He very much looks the part of a Gardener. His golden hair is smooth and relatively long. He has a tattooed face.
Personality: He has always had a great fascination with Human culture. He is vehemently anti-magic. All of it is evil and corrupting in his opinion.
History: Born to a Scribe, his father struggled to pay the bills. In his 15th year, his parents were killed by a illithids raid, leaving Joser alone in the world. After a stint in an orphanage, he was adopted. He has drifted from career to career and currently works as a Gardener.
Motivation: Balancing his hectic life and new Gardener responsibilities is difficult; and human compassion
Ideals: Opinionated. Flaws: Racist. Bonds: Job, Poor, Enemies. Occupation: Gardener
Voice: Pronounces 'its' and 'is' like 'eats' and 'ease'
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Halfling, Lawful Evil (CR 6)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 35 (6d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling, Ignan
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d6+0, Ranged +6 / 2d6+3, Grapple +3
Possessions: 8000 sp. Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (2000 gp). Fire opal pendant on a fine gold chain (2000 gp). Carved harp of exotic wood with ivory inlay and zircon gems (900 gp).
Bolhild Foamtankard, Female Dwarf [Permalink]
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Description: She has a missing left leg. She wears a suit in poor condition. It has not been laundered in sometime and has been worn in activities one would not normally wear a suit during. She keeps her blonde hair in a pixie cut. Her green eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.
Personality: She is almost excessively polite to everyone, even when angry. Despite her manner, she is extremely passionate and proud of her job, and she prides herself in being thorough and never missing a detail.
History: She was born several months after her father was called into army service. She sought a place where she would be rewarded solely on the merits of her skills. This search led her directly into Shipwright work with an outfit from a few towns over. Shipwright work suited her well, and with each successful project, she earned more gold and more respect from her peers. When she grew older, she became a bit more civilized, usually hanging around bars and taverns. She began work as a mercenary for hire. She would embark on any mission as long as the price was right.
Motivation: Further expansion of business.
Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Adventurer, Job, Military. Occupation: Shipwright
Voice: Uses lots of figures of speech
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'2") Dwarf, Chaotic Good (CR 2)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 10 (2d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 8 (-1) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Dwarven, Gnome
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d6-1, Ranged +1 / 1d6-1, Grapple -1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 180 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.
Raer Kemmerer, Male Half-Elf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: Dark and lean, he is a relatively plain man. He wears a simple yellow robe with brown stripes complete with hood. His blonde hair is drawn into a tight pony tail with a skull scrunchie. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.
Personality: He can speak with the dead, and doesn't see much difference between the living and dead. He is lazy, self-centered, vain, and jealous.
History: He was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. His necromantic abilities were realized during a raid on his village. He now spends his time doing works of charity.
Motivation: He seems to be bored by most things; and he is content
Ideals: Gifted, Philantrophist. Flaws: Insane, Selfish, Mundane. Occupation: Miner
Voice: Soothing and warm
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'4") Half-Elf, Lawful Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 34 (5d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Elven
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 300 gp. Lapis lazuli (9 gp). 1 Healer’s kit. 1 Magnifying glass.
Oskar Rakankrak, Male Dwarf [Permalink]
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Description: This man stands a little under 4'4" and is a bit bulky. He is very muscular particularly in the legs. He wears an amalgamation of clothes and depending on the season will wear more layers of the continuing hodge podge. His long white hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. His face possesses mild wrinkles. His smile is extraordinarily sincere though he does not smile often.
Personality: He is a very philanthropic person; he spends his free time working at various soup kitchens. He takes great joy in being the best Weaver in town.
History: Oskar lived on a farm with his father, near the main road leading to a nearby town. His first spouse was a Performer, they had one son, but his spouse won total custody. Without his spouse to temper him he grew out of control. He got away from his former life and has fallen to alcoholism.
Motivation: To unite with his sister.
Ideals: Philantrophist. Flaws: Addict. Bonds: Job, Family. Occupation: Weaver
Voice: Italian accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'4") Dwarf, Neutral Good (CR 2)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 16 (2d10)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 9 (-1) | 7 (-2) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 8
Languages Common, Dwarven
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d6+1, Ranged +3 / 1d6+1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 260 gp.
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