Ernest Jordan, Male Half-Elf [Permalink]
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Description: This western man dresses in violet turtlenecks beneath a blue coat with green slacks. His clothes are grease stained in places. His brown hair is greasy and uncared for. He wears an eyepatch.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He takes great joy in being the best Unemployed in town.
History: Born in the west his family was never financially stable. He took every job he could get his hands on, but the opportunities for Half-Elves in the west were limited. He became a Unemployed soon after.
Motivation: Sabotage a competitor; and he'd like to take his coworkers down a peg
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor, Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Old thin voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'11") Half-Elf, Chaotic Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 18 (2d8)
Speed 30 ft.
STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
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16 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 18 (+4) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Elven, Terran, Goblin, Ignan, Gnome
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d6+3, Ranged +5 / 1d6+3, Grapple +3
DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
Spell /Day | 12 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 260 gp.
Altho Greenbottle, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: A pudgy man standing about 3'4" has a big stupid grin on his face most of the time. He very much looks the part of a Butcher. His white hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. His eyes are likewise brown.
Personality: He has schizophrenia that causes him to hear things that aren't there and will sometimes respond to them. Despite his manner, he is extremely passionate and proud of his job, and he prides himself in being thorough and never missing a detail.
History: A studious child he never was much for a social life, not because he was unlikable, but because he did not seek it out. After coming to the age of reason, Altho took it upon himself to study the druidic arts in their entirety; because of this, he was labeled a dark omen and banished from his homeland. After a long history of fighting, Altho and his spouse have recently divorced.
Motivation: He wants to meet his childhood hero; and to be a map maker again
Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Disease, Antagonistic. Bonds: Job, Adventurer. Occupation: Butcher
Voice: Speaks with back of mouth
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Halfling, Lawful Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 8 (1d8)
Speed 20 ft.
STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
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8 (-1) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
Spell /Day | 11 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
Possessions: 3000 cp. Zircon (60 gp).
Leaf Paws, Male Tabaxi [Permalink]
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Description: He wears tight fitting clothing which further accentuates his frame. He is physically well-built. His cinnamon fur is braided into rings. His eyes are green and he is always smoking a pipe.
Personality: He is quite rude, and likes to deride his opponents skill and shout insults at them. He invented a lineage for himself and claims to be descended from several legendary heroes.
History: Born the oldest of a large religious western family, he was no stranger to responsibility. He found a children's book about a Tabaxi Barbarian who fought for good and justice and never realised it was just a child's story. He modeled his life after the story, seeing himself destined a hero. He ran away from his former home and has been making his living as a Masseuse for the past few years.
Motivation: Wishes to resurrect an old love; and sabotage a competitor
Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Attractive, Adventurer, Religious, Job, In love. Occupation: Masseuse
Voice: Sighs a lot, exhausted
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'11") Tabaxi, Neutral Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 12 (1d12)
Speed 30 ft.
STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
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12 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Goblin
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 500 sp.
Jo Leagallow, Female Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: This northern woman sports red clothing, slightly heavier than average wear. Her clothes are grease stained in places. Her golden hair is kept up in a ponytail inside a deerstalker hat. She tend to wears goggles to shield her eyes.
Personality: She is a melancholic, but persistent worker. She resents family life and as such spurns the advances of admirers. She is fiercely devoted to her mother, and views her mother's ex-spouse as an evil person for separating her from her legal half-sister.
History: Born to a poor family in the city she treasured whatever gifts she got. She took every job she could get her hands on, but the opportunities for Halflings in the north were limited. She left for the north, certain she would find work there.
Motivation: Marry her sister to traveling adventurers; and to share knowledge with the world
Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Depressed. Bonds: Poor, Immigrant, Family. Occupation: Architect
Voice: Hollow voice
Attributes [hide]
Small (2'10") Halfling, True Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 15
Hit Points 12 (1d12)
Speed 20 ft.
STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
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8 (-1) | 18 (+4) | 11 (+0) | 9 (-1) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +6 / 1d4+4, Grapple +4
Possessions: Just what you see.
Ekk Garfield, Female Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: A woman with a friendly, welcoming air about her, she wears black painted combat armor at almost all times. Her hair is greying and her face has many wrinkles. She is missing an eye and her face is severely sunburned. Her one remaining eye shines violet.
Personality: She is witty, but her monotone delivery comes off as unnerving She constantly seizes attention wherever she goes and has come to expect this respect from everyone. She likes to think of herself as merciful, but nonetheless is very strict.
History: Gifted from a young age, Ekk studied abroad. A gypsy cursed her at a young age, leading to her ugly appearance. She was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: Her relatives are trying to arrange a marriage; and she doesn't get along with people that don't share her tastes
Ideals: Joker, Impeccable, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Occupation: Sage
Voice: Hard of hearing, loud
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'1") Half-Orc, Chaotic Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 5 (1d6)
Speed 30 ft.
STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
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16 (+3) | 11 (+0) | 8 (-1) | 9 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Orc
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d4+3, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +4
Possessions: 80 gp.
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