Description: A pudgy man standing about 5'1" has a big stupid grin on his face most of the time. He wears a tan collared shirt and pastel pants. He accessorizes with a violet scarf around the waist and a strap diagonally across his shirt. His hair is cut close to his head. His eyes are likewise brown. His teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is a great chef.

History: Born the oldest of a large religious eastern family, he was no stranger to responsibility. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.

Motivation: He has a rivalry with the Church that dominates his actions; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever

Ideals: Joker, Gifted, Fighting. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Religious. Occupation: Tailor

Voice: Gruff and masculine

Possessions: 9000 cp.

Description: This late middle aged man has the majority of his body covered in plate and is in decent physical shape. He sports a flattop hair cut. He wears an eyepatch.

Personality: He is witty, but his monotone delivery comes off as unnerving He does not believe in violence as a means to an end. He is a dedicated Junk Dealer but believes his peers are too gung-ho.

History: Aerdeth was born in the north. At a young age he loved to build and create. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. One night he noticed a nearby shooting star which he hiked out to see where it landed. It turned out to be an ancient artifact of some kind. He has done his darndest to repair it but it is currently non-functional.

Motivation: Further expansion of business; and he has a rivalry with the church that dominates his actions

Ideals: Joker, Pacifist, Persistence. Flaws: Ugly. Occupation: Junk Dealer

Voice: Italian accent

Possessions: 140 gp. Carved harp of exotic wood with ivory inlay and zircon gems (300 gp).

Description: This exceptionally lanky man prefers to wear flannel. His golden hair is slicked back into a classic pompadour. His eyes are likewise green. His teeth are white and perfect.

Personality: He is a Sellsword first and foremost. He believes firmly that knowledge should be universal. He is a logical person and will generally grow upset if things defy logic and science.

History: His father raised him in a mountain cabin. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Sellsword. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.

Motivation: Money/treasure; and sabotage a competitor

Ideals: Logical. Bonds: Attractive, Job, Nature, Rich. Occupation: Sellsword

Voice: Stutters

Possessions: 600 gp. 1 Chain shirt. 1 Masterwork studded leather.

Description: She is wearing colorful clothing, dressed as a Sellsword. She carries with her a set of maces, each one with a jet on the hilt. She only wears one on her belt and the other on her back. Her chestnut hair is unkempt and raggedy. Her violet eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.

Personality: She's a bit of a prankster. She knows she is clumsy and seen as such and will often feign amnesia after injury. She receives visions of the future at random moments

History: She was born the only child of a wealthy merchant. Ostracized due to the necromantic powers of her oldest brother, she and her siblings struck out on their own. In the process these unassuming Gnomes became a terror of the countryside. She has been a successful dealer in antiques buying low and selling high.

Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and retire the richest woman in the south

Ideals: Fighting, Joker, Gifted, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Sellsword

Voice: Old Prospector

Possessions: Just what you see.

Description: A pudgy woman standing about 3'0" has a big stupid grin on her face most of the time. She wears dull red sweaters, loose violet pants, and alligator leather shoes. Beneath her sweater she keeps a concealed sai, just in case. She has moderate length brown hair. Her eyes are a pleasant green.

Personality: She is overprotective of those who hire her services. She is ready at a moment's notice to give into her darker urges. She is a real pyromaniac and does not care who the fire hurts. She often ends up burning people alive in the fires she starts.

History: She was born several months after her father was called into army service. Being born in the south, she completed her medical training abroad so as to avoid the war. She returned after the war having achieved medical proficiency. She was a general practitioner in the south for years, until she, through no fault of her own, lost a patient who had a very powerful family. Rather than risk reprisal she made her way north. As of late she has set up a hidden staging nest where she ambushes people she hires for escort.

Motivation: She has decided she is irredeemable; and to clean up the streets

Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Guardian, Criminal record, Military, Family. Occupation: Map Maker

Voice: American accent

Possessions: 4000 cp. 1 Breastplate.