Purban Thistletop, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: A hulking man with gigantic muscles, he likes to wear darkened spectacles and heavy clothing, no matter the weather. His long auburn hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. His face possesses mild wrinkles. His smile is extraordinarily sincere though he does not smile often.
Personality: Purban speaks confidently about a variety of topics with grace. He is clearly well-traveled and educated. He is underhanded and not above using his wealth and body to get others to do his bidding.
History: Trained by his mother for as long as he can remember he had it drilled in his head that it was his duty to serve his country. His childhood dream was to be a Fisher, but he was a colossal failure. He ran away from his former home and has been making his living as a Unemployed for the past few years.
Motivation: Nothing but the best is good enough for him.
Ideals: Impeccable. Bonds: Attractive, Military, Job. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Complex vocabulary, royal
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'0") Halfling, Neutral Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 5 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling, Gnome
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 140 gp.
Drusilia Ostoroth, Female Elf [Permalink]
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Description: She dresses in collared shirts and wears a proper scarf over her head. She carries with her a set of scythes, each one with a amethyst on the hilt. She only wears one on her belt and the other on her back. Her red hair is cut short. Her eyes are a pleasant amber.
Personality: Cocky and sure of herself, she believes she is the best Barber born in the past three hundred years. She also hits on women, regardless of circumstances.
History: Her history is one of pain. She was disowned by both parents and raised among the slaves her parents kept. Before the accident, she was one of the most outspoken anti-Half-Orc activists. She was mortally wounded, saved by a kind and fast-acting Half-Orc doctor. She struck the Barber job and began her own company from there.
Motivation: She'd like to take her coworkers down a peg; and to be a server again
Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Racist. Bonds: Job, Has a crush, Slave. Occupation: Barber
Voice: Pronounces difficult words wrong
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'3") Elf, Lawful Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 14 (2d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 14 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Elven, Infernal, Sylvan, Goblin
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d6+3, Ranged +5 / 1d6+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 150 pp.
Crampernap Tarkelby, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: This fat southern man has a bulbous nose and likes to wear tan tank tops with red pants. His skin is also unnaturally pale. He has a small bristly mustache and wavy black hair. His ears are large.
Personality: He tends to agree with only himself unless someone else's opinion sounds like he can profit from it. He tries to control his temper but he can't always stop himself from what he feels what must be done. He also is a firm believer in the manly ideal.
History: Crampernap was born in the south. At a young age he loved to build and create. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He left for the south, certain he would find work there.
Motivation: He's repulsed by the PC.
Ideals: Persistence. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic, Impulsive. Bonds: Immigrant. Occupation: Slave Trader
Voice: Speaks with lower jaw sticking out
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Gnome, Neutral Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 8 (1d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnome, Undercommon
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
Possessions: 70 gp.
Crampernap Turen, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: He is scrawny and has patchy red stubble. He wears bulky blue painted plate armor. He has a hunchback. He has done his best to style his red hair to look like a famous performer. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.
Personality: He is a hateful person. He taunts others and blames them for his problems. He is an amazing painter.
History: Crampernap was born in the east. At a young age he loved to build and create. His family was turned out during the war. He and his family wandered east to less war torn lands. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: He's repulsed by the PC; and someone believes him a fraud
Ideals: Gifted, Persistence. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic, PTSD. Occupation: Guard
Voice: Excited and jittery
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'6") Gnome, Lawful Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 24 (4d10)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Gnome, Druidic
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d10+0, Ranged +1 / 1d10-1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 500 gp. Hematite (13 gp). 1 Minor magic item.
Quespa Ophinshtalajiir, Female Dragonborn [Permalink]
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Description: A woman with thick toned arms and a paunchy gut. She wears rags and sports a simple walking cane. Her gold crest is slicked back into a classic pompadour. Her voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.
Personality: Her voice, at times compared to that of a Nymph, lambasts those who consider themselves "civilized" with snide, belittling remarks; the subtle growl she speaks with growing louder in doing so, one can find it most pronounced, despite the otherwise natural purity of her tone. She claims to be unscrupulous but at the end of the day she will do what she thinks is right.
History: The child of a Carpenter, who enjoyed hunting, Quespa was taken on many hunting expeditions. She was an athlete and attended two major summer competitions. She never won. She bought a longbow and has really upped her game hunting, due to her understanding of decoy and ambush.
Motivation: Wants to work out more often; and retire the richest woman in the north
Ideals: Athletic, Justice. Flaws: Insane, Cynical. Bonds: Poor, Nature. Occupation: Hunter
Voice: Creaky witch voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Dragonborn, Neutral Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 8 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 15 (+2) | 18 (+4) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 17 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Orc, Goblin
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d4+3, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +5
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 50 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.
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