Description: A pudgy man standing about 4'5" has a big stupid grin on his face most of the time. He sports brown clothing, slightly heavier than average wear. He has chestnut hair. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.

Personality: He is cool and collected. He likes to make quips and puns whenever he does anything. He also makes a point to compliment his superiors and flatter them. He has a taste for the finer things and spends a great deal of money on luxuries, some more exotic than others.

History: Alberich was born with his mother's beautiful face. He has chosen to use the inheritance that was left to him frivolously. He leaves a trail of broken hearts and full pockets wherever he goes.

Motivation: Money/treasure; and he has money and likes to spend it

Ideals: Disciplined, Logical. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Rich, Attractive. Occupation: Barber

Voice: Creaky witch voice

Possessions: 30 gp. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon.

Description: A moderately attractive man, he is wearing a perfectly clean shirt and pair of pants. His silver hair, when down, is lengthy. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.

Personality: Aggressive, abrasive, and angry, Snagog embodies much of what other species detest in the Half-Orcs. He is a bit of a xeno-phobe, disliking non-Half-Orcs.

History: Born in a small village he learned the ways of the warrior from his father. His father took him hunting and taught him how to get in the mind of other creatures. After a long history of fighting, Snagog and his spouse have recently divorced.

Motivation: He is terrified, and will act out of fear; and he feels threatened by others

Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Antagonistic, Racist, Fearful. Bonds: Attractive, Nature. Occupation: Sailor

Voice: Soft and mumbly

Possessions: 80 gp. Lapis lazuli (12 gp).

Description: Runty and weak-looking, he usually wears his violet robe and has his halberd always slung over his shoulder. His silver hair is styled in orderly dreadlocks. His face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. His respect, as difficult as one would find it to earn, is unwavering; those who more than prove themselves to him, a bar set well above any reasonable standard, he tolerates in varying degrees. Though less modest and more hasty in his reactions to snap at those who irritate him, Tharivol is combative with any and all who dare try his patience in the slightest.

History: Tharivol was born to in a poor docking district. He spent his early days working in the same smith shop his father was employed at, doing general labor. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Armorer hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He has made many enemies by not giving into corruption and outing many instances of it.

Motivation: Retire the richest man in the south; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever

Ideals: Joker, Justice. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Armorer

Voice: Gruff and masculine

Possessions: 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: This malnourished woman is wearing a long, brown cloak. Her fur is short and orange. Her eyes, though not visible through her cowl, are copper.

Personality: Two Llamas is a sociable creature first and foremost. She loves to listen to people at length before talking their ear off. She can carry on conversation for hours and will do so. She feeds upon the attention of others.

History: Sold as a small child to a necromancer, Two Llamas was an assistant, and all too frequently test subject. She eventually earned her freedom when her former master disappeared. She worked as a nervous Assassin and found it very stressful. She then took over the family business and is one of the better Assassin for hire.

Motivation: To unite with her sister; and further expansion of business

Ideals: Extrovert. Bonds: Poor, Attractive, Mentor, Job, Family. Occupation: Assassin

Voice: Spanish accent

Possessions: 230 gp.

Description: This woman is very fat, and wears a blue vest with golden trim over her white shirt. Her brown leather gloves and pants are well-kept, and her blue boots flare out at the collars. Her white hair is greying along the sides and has receded to reveal a widow's peak. Judging by the bloodshot nature of her eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine she has not slept for days.

Personality: She seems absolutely devoid of it. She stares off into space and will respond with overly literal and minimalist answers to questions. She has a taste for the finer things and spends a great deal of money on luxuries, some more exotic than others.

History: She was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. She struck it rich when she found rare goods in large quantities. She has recently attracted an admirer that believes she's playing hard to get.

Motivation: Wants her loneliness to end; and wants a kiss

Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac, Mundane. Bonds: Has a crush, Rich. Occupation: Actor

Voice: Rhymes sentences (sorry)

Possessions: Just what you see.