Radomir Underfoot, Male Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man is very fat, and is well dressed, constantly wearing a white suit, grey shirt, and black tie. His brown hair is kept up in a ponytail inside a top hat. His amber eyes have a joyful gleam in them most of the time.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. His respect, as difficult as one would find it to earn, is unwavering; those who more than prove themselves to him, a bar set well above any reasonable standard, he tolerates in varying degrees. Though less modest and more hasty in his reactions to snap at those who irritate him, Radomir is combative with any and all who dare try his patience in the slightest.
History: Trained by his father for as long as he can remember he had it drilled in his head that it was his duty to serve his country. His father disappeared, and while he tried to raise money to find his father, he was betrayed dozens of times. He has been saving his money to try and buy his sister's freedom.
Motivation: Marry his sister to traveling adventurers.
Ideals: Joker, Justice. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Military, Family. Occupation: Junk Dealer
Voice: High pitched, excited
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Halfling, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 15
Hit Points 11 (1d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 18 (+4) | 16 (+3) | 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling, Druidic, Gnome
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +6 / 1d4+4, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
Possessions: Just what you see.
Hillanot Chumbyxirinnish, Female Dragonborn [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This woman is tall and muscular. She tends to wear a heavy leather apron. Coupled with her rolled up shirt sleeves this gives her a very relaxed look. Her blue crest is greasy and uncared for. She has several tiny sapphire earrings on each ear.
Personality: She is almost excessively polite to everyone, even when angry. She is cautious and jumpy. She reacts to every sound and lacks any concept of subtlety.
History: She served in the navy to pay for her family's outstanding loans. She has chosen to use the inheritance that was left to her frivolously. She now mingles about in high society.
Motivation: Wants to work out more often; and she is wracked by social anxiety
Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Ugly, Shy, Fearful. Bonds: Rich, Military. Occupation: Junk Dealer
Voice: Sounds elderly
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Dragonborn, Lawful Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 15 (2d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Aquan, Draconic
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d6+2, Ranged +3 / 1d6+1, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
Possessions: 90 gp.
Erky Bafflestone, Male Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: The light-skinned man stands 3'6" and dresses in blue turtlenecks beneath a green coat with white slacks. His hair is greying and his face has many wrinkles. He was beautiful and young once, which still shows through his age, but it is a faded beauty.
Personality: He hates orcs. He views them as having robbed his home of its proper glory. He cannot deal with unfamiliar people for more than a few minutes at a time and if they persist he will grow angry at them.
History: He was born the only child of a wealthy merchant. His childhood dream was to be a Assassin, but he was a colossal failure. After a long history of fighting, Erky and his spouse have recently divorced.
Motivation: His name or reputation has been wronged in the past by orcs, and he desires to right it; and revenge
Ideals: Entrepeneur. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Attractive, Enemies, Job. Occupation: Sellsword
Voice: Hard of hearing, loud
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'6") Gnome, Lawful Neutral (CR 3)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 23 (3d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 11 (+0) | 20 (+5) | 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 17 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Gnome, Celestial
Attacks Melee +0 / 1d8-2, Ranged +2 / 1d8+0, Grapple +0
Possessions: 300 gp.
Ralf Ryley, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: He wears a brown vest with golden trim over his white shirt. His blue leather gloves and pants are well-kept, and his brown boots flare out at the collars. His silver hair is unkempt and raggedy. His eyes are a pleasant blue.
Personality: Eccentric and domineering, Ralf will drive conversation. He tends to be very friendly, and is drawn to music, the smells of food and wine, and out-door festivals.
History: He was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Seamstress hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. Unlike his family, who was content to work in a sleepy main town, he wanted to work in the city. He has been working here for the past few years.
Motivation: Wants to have a good time and be beloved; and he is content
Ideals: Extrovert, Optimist. Flaws: Ugly, Mundane. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Seamstress
Voice: Russian accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'4") Human, Lawful Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 9 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling, Gnome
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d4+0, Ranged +1 / 1d4-1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: Just what you see.
Zog Bradley, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: The light-skinned man stands 6'1" and is constantly adorned with expensive silk clothing, often dyed in bright white and brown, and wears rings and necklaces with large, colorful gems. His brown hair has been sun bleached extensively. His gray eyes peer out from beneath his broad white hat.
Personality: Soft-spoken and well mannered, he has an amazing amount of patience and a slow boiling temper. His actions favor neither the good nor the evil, as he answers to a power that mortal men fail to acknowledge.
History: His history is one of pain. He was disowned by both parents and raised among the slaves his parents kept. His childhood dream was to be a Jeweler, but he was a colossal failure. He has achieved small success as a Mercenary.
Motivation: Wants to raise his children well; and marry his brother to traveling adventurers
Ideals: Disciplined. Bonds: Rich, Religious, Slave, Job, Family. Occupation: Mercenary
Voice: Thin and wheezing
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'1") Half-Orc, Lawful Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 8 (1d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Orc, Auran, Undercommon
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 20 gp.
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