Description: This slender man stands about 5'5". He wears an entirely yellow suit with pastel socks and a vest with buckled shoes. His hair is greying and his face has many wrinkles. His half smiles and green eyes are beguiling and draw you in.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He has the money to obtain near anything and knows that if you pay a man enough he will sell his own mother. Money is his most trusted friend.

History: He was raised by priests from a young age. His father had invested heavily in several trade routes and wanted him to inherit them. He leaves a trail of broken hearts and full pockets wherever he goes.

Motivation: His religion dominates his actions; and he has money and likes to spend it

Ideals: Joker. Bonds: Attractive, Rich, Religious, Mentor. Occupation: Mercenary

Voice: Strong lisp

Possessions: 300 gp. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A woman with a cold, calculating air about her, she wears a well pressed and immaculate suit (or dress). She wears her brown hair down. Her face is scarred and worn.

Personality: While she acts the brute, she is far gentler than she would appear. She claims to be unscrupulous but at the end of the day she will do what she thinks is right.

History: Born to a poor family in the city she treasured whatever gifts she got. In her formative years she discovered how persuasive she was. She began using that to her advantage selling useless wares at inflated prices. She has been a successful dealer in antiques buying low and selling high.

Motivation: Retire the richest woman in the south; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever

Ideals: Fighting, Justice, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Guard

Voice: Rhymes sentences (sorry)

Possessions: 5000 cp.

Description: This fat southern man has a bulbous nose and wears very tight pants and wife beaters, though occasionally he sports a white coat. His skin is also unnaturally pale. He has a very tight haircut. His eyes are violet and catlike.

Personality: He is fixated on the number 75. He counts his steps and bites of food to keep in track with it. He seems to be used to being ignored and not questioned about it. He claims to be unscrupulous but at the end of the day he will do what he thinks is right.

History: He was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. In his 19th year, while out on a day-trip, he returned to find his hometown burning and destroyed. He found his mother impaled in their home, and his father beheaded. He saw the man who walked out, and charged him in a blind rage. The man easily evaded and defeated him, leaving him to live broken and terrified. He has made many enemies by not giving into corruption and outing many instances of it.

Motivation: He feels threatened by others; and he is content

Ideals: Justice. Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Mundane, Fearful. Occupation: Bookbinder

Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis

Possessions: 100 gp. 1 Magnifying glass.

Description: He is an attractive man, lean and moderately muscular. He wears a robe, a symbol of his god around his neck, and a mace on his belt. He keeps his long black hair kept up in a rat tail. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.

Personality: He is a Priest first and foremost. He believes firmly that knowledge should be universal. He enjoys reading and quiet.

History: His mother raised him in a mountain cabin. Barendd liked to wander the woods near his home when he was young, something he still likes to do at least once a week. He never liked modest clothing or shoes, so he would wander the woods barefoot and lightly dressed, and he developed a good sense of balance and learned how to climb and swim well. He has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: Further expansion of business; and he'd like to take his coworkers down a peg

Ideals: Fighting, Logical. Bonds: Attractive, Job, Nature. Occupation: Priest

Voice: Rhymes sentences (sorry)

Possessions: 230 gp.

Description: He is in excellent shape and is bundled in multiple layers and is prepared for a desert trek wearing a turban that covers his face most of the time. He wears his white crest down. His gold eyes have a joyful gleam in them most of the time.

Personality: He never swears and excessively uses polite adverbs when speaking. He has a habit of throwing himself into exceedingly dangerous situations.

History: Born to a poor family in the city he treasured whatever gifts he got. His first spouse was a Junk Dealer, they had one son, but his spouse won total custody. Without his spouse to temper him he grew out of control. Due to his spouse's obsession with being a Junk Dealer they were divorced and he won custody of their son. He worked as a Architect, and he later adopted a second son.

Motivation: Wants to work out more often; and marry his sister to traveling adventurers

Ideals: Athletic, Optimist. Flaws: Impulsive. Bonds: Poor, Family. Occupation: Architect

Voice: Scratchy, weak

Possessions: 380 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.