Description: She wears very tight pants and wife beaters, though occasionally she sports a grey coat, and she perpetually has her whip ready. Her long black hair reaches down to her waist. Her eyes are likewise blue. Her teeth are white and perfect.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. Her temper goes off on the smallest of things. She tends to lash out at those around her.

History: She was born into a rich family. Her spouse left her for another, whom she beat to an almost bloody pulp. She did not win them back, but she came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. After a long history of fighting, Gurdis and her spouse have recently divorced.

Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and she is greedy

Ideals: Fighting, Joker. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Attractive, Rich. Occupation: Bookbinder

Voice: Rhymes sentences (sorry)

Possessions: 170 gp.

Description: She appears as an extremely gaunt Half-Orc, and stands approximately 6'3". She wears a robe, a symbol of her god around her neck, and a warhammer on her belt, and her gloved hand is found clutching a warhammer. Her brown hair has been sun bleached extensively. Her violet eyes are slightly larger than normal.

Personality: She takes her job very seriously, in part because she fears she cannot get a new one. She is able to make almost anything out of random pieces of junk.

History: She was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of her parents. She struck it rich when she found rare goods in large quantities. She has worked as a Shoemaker like her mother before her.

Motivation: Balancing her hectic life and new Shoemaker responsibilities is difficult.

Ideals: Fighting, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Job, Rich. Occupation: Shoemaker

Voice: Dutch accent

Possessions: 90 gp. Alexandrite (200 gp).

Description: He wears a red top hat and red clothes. His hair, while still mostly black, has prominent grey streaks. He wears large thick round spectacles.

Personality: Always inclined to offer people food he seems plenty friendly. He is submissive, is generally bored by everything, but will take part in whatever people ask of him. He is by nature obliging.

History: He was born in the east, but his parents moved at a very young age to the north. He inherited a moderately successful company from his father. Under his leadership it has flourished, and using capital from his venture he effectively owns an entire region. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.

Motivation: Money/treasure; and wants to work out more often

Ideals: Philantrophist, Athletic. Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Immigrant, Rich. Occupation: Shipwright

Voice: Puts emphasis on the wrong words

Possessions: 300 sp.

Description: His right side is far more bruised and cut up than his other. He very much looks the part of a Sailor. He is bald on top and has large red tufts of hair around his ears. His amber eyes dart from person to person to random spaces in the air.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He lacks moral complications. He does what he is told to by employers but not much else. He spends his money on whatever he fancies at the time.

History: Born to a pair of adventurers, Bhevek grew up listening to his father's many stories. His father was a mechanic, and taught him how to fix just about anything. He is searching for what he claims is his rightful reward.

Motivation: He desires power and/or immortality.

Ideals: Joker, Persistence. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Job, Adventurer. Occupation: Sailor

Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis

Possessions: 40 gp. 1 Everburning torch.