Description: Runty and weak-looking, she wears a grey shirt with thin pastel vertical stripes and brown pants. She keeps her long golden hair kept up in a rat tail. She is missing an eye and her face is severely sunburned. Her one remaining eye shines hazel.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She keeps company with all sorts of races to see how they think and challenge minds foreign to her own.

History: Her father raised her in a mountain cabin. When money was particularly tight she was walking through alleys when she overheard a Cook hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. She made her way to the other competitor and parlayed her knowledge into a job. She was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.

Motivation: She's in love; and she is unsatisfied with her job

Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor, Nature. Occupation: Cook

Voice: Indian accent

Possessions: 1000 cp. Chrysoprase (40 gp). 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon.

Description: A middle-aged man, he wears brown painted combat armor at almost all times, and is pretty ugly. He has a white handlebar mustache and slicked back white hair. His otherwise smooth face is marked with small tiny scars.

Personality: He likes to fabricate stories about his past exploits and how crazy he is, but in actuality he is rather bland. He does suffer from mild PTSD, and the sight of brigands may trigger it at times.

History: He comes from a rich western family. He inherited a moderately successful company from his father. Under his leadership it has flourished, and using capital from his venture he effectively owns an entire region. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.

Motivation: Money/treasure; and he is content

Flaws: Ugly, Mundane. Bonds: Enemies, Rich. Occupation: Gardener

Voice: Prounounces S like Z

Possessions: 800 sp.

Description: Standing 4'11", this man wears many layers of old clothing at all times. His black hair is still thick. He has a tattooed face.

Personality: He is calm most of the time but flees social interaction. He is fiercely devoted to his father, and views his father's ex-spouse as an evil person for separating him from his legal half-sister.

History: Sold as a small child to a slaver, Heian was an assistant, and all too frequently test subject. He eventually earned his freedom when his former master disappeared. His father was a soldier and died while he was still young. Heian was left his father's suit of armor and trained in its use and care. By chance he met his sister recently and the two have been together since.

Motivation: An old rival family wants him found.

Flaws: Ugly, Shy. Bonds: Poor, Family, Mentor, Military. Occupation: Fletcher

Voice: Strong lisp

Possessions: 80 gp. Tourmaline (140 gp).

Description: This woman is very fat, and is constantly adorned with expensive silk clothing, often dyed in bright green and black, and wears rings and necklaces with large, colorful gems. Her white hair is matted, messy, and big. Her eyes are likewise silver.

Personality: Uzza is depressed about a lot of things. She tends to be a nihilist. She uses divination through singing.

History: She got into the Body Guard business at a young age. There was a wharf not far from home where she often wandered off to fish. She has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: She loathes her own lifestyle; and expand her business

Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Ugly, Depressed. Bonds: Rich, Job, Nature. Occupation: Body Guard

Voice: Jittery and nervous

Possessions: 40 pp.