Description: A middle-aged man, he wears a weathered and beat up set of banded mail beneath an oversized yellow coat, and is pretty ugly. With a patchy black beard and wild black hair. He has a dull look in his violet eyes.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is a very good compulsive liar and kleptomaniac.

History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his mother always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. His family was being driven out of business by several neighboring competitors. The mother sought out extralegal help and others began closing their doors. He saw this and took pride in his mother's willingness to do anything to win. He would ruin relationships and cause injury. He was reprimanded several times before being given his current form and forced to learn humility.

Motivation: He has comitted a past crime that haunts him to this day.

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Criminal record. Occupation: Dyer

Voice: Hollow voice

Possessions: 140 gp.

Description: She is a pot bellied western woman with a big hulking figure and broad shoulders. She wears tattered old clothes. She has a long auburn ponytail with little hanging trinkets. Judging by the bloodshot nature of her eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine she has not slept for days.

Personality: She is soft-spoken, optimistic and speaks nonstop, as she rather likes the sound of her voice. Her demeanor is somewhat feminine. She is however nostalgic and wants to reunite with her old comrades. She has some compunction and patriotism and will work for the government before all other clients.

History: Born to a pair of adventurers, Sybil grew up listening to her father's many stories. She was part of a huge silver rush, which was taken over by a mining company. The company confiscated a lot of silver, but the shipment was lost. She now travels the world, in search of power and loot.

Motivation: To reunite with her old friends; and wants to have a good time and be beloved

Ideals: Athletic, Optimist. Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac. Bonds: Adventurer. Occupation: Shoemaker

Voice: Complex vocabulary, royal

Possessions: 6000 cp.

Description: This slender woman stands about 5'9". She wears a suit in poor condition. It has not been laundered in sometime and has been worn in activities one would not normally wear a suit during. She has a very tight haircut. She wears a mask on her face.

Personality: She likes to be helpful to her clients. She likes to prescribe proper advice to her clients. She is however nostalgic and wants to reunite with her old comrades. She has some compunction and patriotism and will work for the government before all other clients.

History: She was born on a small isolated farm. She moved from fad to fad and when she turned 15 she discovered music. She has dedicated herself to building a better world.

Motivation: She is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally; and balancing her hectic life and new stylist responsibilities is difficult

Ideals: Artistic. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Adventurer, Job, Nature. Occupation: Stylist

Voice: Boston accent

Possessions: 8000 cp.

Description: She wears a suit in poor condition. It has not been laundered in sometime and has been worn in activities one would not normally wear a suit during. She has moderate length blue hair. She has a dull look in her gold eyes.

Personality: She is extraordinarily eccentric. Her brief stint in the army gave her the idea she was invincible and that she is the toughest woman alive.

History: She was born with several neurological imbalances, which makes sleep difficult for her. It may also be what makes her so good at details. She was part of a huge silver rush, which was taken over by a mining company. The company confiscated a lot of silver, but the shipment was lost. She hopes to save up enough money to one day pay a cleric to cure her.

Motivation: A need for knowledge about a nearby landmark; and meet up once more with her childhood friend

Flaws: Insane, Disease, Insomniac. Bonds: Adventurer, Military. Occupation: Barkeep

Voice: Deep voice with rolling R's

Possessions: 90 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.