Description: A pudgy man standing about 5'2" has a big stupid grin on his face most of the time. He wears rags and sports a simple walking cane. His chestnut hair is smooth and relatively long. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.

Personality: He is irascible and easily irritated. He is a great chef.

History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his mother always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. From his teen years he was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on him. He has since lost track of the people in his past.

Motivation: An old rival family wants him found; and marry his sister to traveling adventurers

Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Insane, Antagonistic. Bonds: Poor, Attractive, Family. Occupation: Body Guard

Voice: Smoker's lung

Possessions: 100 sp.

Description: An older woman who has the majority of her body covered in plate, she is not a threatening figure. Her white hair is thinning but still full. Her eyes are likewise green. Her teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: She is witty, but her monotone delivery comes off as unnerving She refers to her adoptive mother for almost all things she is unsure about, which are numerous. She is very much still a child and has not developed a drive for self-dependency.

History: Caelynn lived on a farm with her mother, near the main road leading to a nearby town. When money was particularly tight she was walking through alleys when she overheard a Slave Trader hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. She made her way to the other competitor and parlayed her knowledge into a job. Due to her spouse's obsession with being a Animal Trainer they were divorced and she won custody of their son. She worked as a Slave Trader, and she later adopted a second son.

Motivation: To unite with her brother; and an old rival family wants her found

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Family, Poor. Occupation: Slave Trader

Voice: Hard of hearing, loud

Possessions: 350 gp.

Description: This woman is tall and muscular. She dresses in collared shirts and wears a proper scarf over her head. Her purple hair is long and unkept. Her silver eyes peer out from beneath her top black hat.

Personality: A skeptical and narcissistic woman, Vapula's first love is herself. Her second love is also herself. She claims to be unscrupulous but at the end of the day she will do what she thinks is right.

History: Vapula hails from a village terrorized by dire rats. She was an athlete and attended two major summer competitions. She never won. She has taken up leadership of the village's small militia in response to dire rats demanding more tribute than usual.

Motivation: A deep hatred of dire rats; and someone believes her a fraud

Ideals: Athletic, Impeccable, Justice. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Enemies. Occupation: Brewer

Voice: Speaks like tongue is numb

Possessions: 130 pp.

Description: A man with a friendly, welcoming air about him, he wears tattered old clothes. His hair is long and red with streaks of chestnut, and is pulled back with small blue clips. His beard is chestnut, braided, and well cared for. His violet eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. When triggered he is a bloodthirsty maniac, stopping at nothing and killing everything for almost an hour.

History: He was born on a small isolated farm. He became part of the deadliest team of assassins in recent memory. A botched job caused the group to be disbanded. As of late he has set up a hidden staging nest where he ambushes people he hires for escort.

Motivation: He possesses a valuable artifact that the thieves guild wishes to steal; and he is being blackmailed/forced/etc and this influences his actions

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Insane. Bonds: Criminal record, Nature. Occupation: Crown-heir

Voice: Squeaky

Possessions: 600 sp.