Bertram Thistletop, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: He is renowned for his bright white suits and hats. He is portly but not overly obese. He sports a flattop hair cut. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.
Personality: He is a pretentious jerk insisting that modern society is full of problems and should revert to a simpler time. He is able to make almost anything out of random pieces of junk.
History: Born to a Cartwright, his mother struggled to pay the bills. Through the years after Bertram was born, his mother became increasingly distant from his family, instead choosing to pursue power in the north. Bertram's mother didn't care for him much, and the feeling was mutual. He used his abilities to trick people and travel the world for free.
Motivation: Wishes to resurrect an old love; and seeks redemption
Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Poor, Criminal record, In love. Occupation: Masseuse
Voice: Excited and jittery
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Halfling, True Neutral (CR 2)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 8 (2d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 (-3) | 10 (+0) | 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee -1 / 1d6-3, Ranged +2 / 1d6+0, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: Just what you see.
Lavinia Underfoot, Female Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: This woman is unhealthily muscled, almost every single one of her veins is visible when she is not flexing. Her shirts and pants tend to be short and undersized for her due to the difficulty of finding a good tailor. She keeps her long black hair kept up in a rat tail. She is very pretty but has cold, dead eyes.
Personality: She is quiet and anti-social and can barely make it a few minutes in conversation before her hampering stammer kicks in. She has a habit of throwing herself into exceedingly dangerous situations.
History: Lavinia was born with her father's beautiful face. From her teen years she was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on her. She remains aloof and afraid to be herself due to all the ideals others have placed upon her.
Motivation: To prove her worth to the world; and wants to work out more often
Ideals: Fighting, Athletic. Flaws: Shy, Impulsive. Bonds: Attractive. Occupation: Body Guard
Voice: Posh accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'1") Halfling, Neutral Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 8 (1d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 9 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 6 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 3 | 1 |
Possessions: 60 gp.
Bertram Wesley, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: Wearing a closed helm and plate, one would not know what he was had he not made sure his armor was more form fitting than normal. Outside of the suit he wears very tight pants and wife beaters, though occasionally he sports a grey coat. His hair is brown and curly. His eyes, though not visible through his cowl, are violet.
Personality: Bertram is a sociable creature first and foremost. He loves to listen to people at length before talking their ear off. He can carry on conversation for hours and will do so. He invented a lineage for himself and claims to be descended from several legendary heroes.
History: Bertram was raised in a hard working conservative environment. From his teen years he was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on him. He tends to his Crown-heir job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations he has.
Motivation: Further expansion of business.
Ideals: Extrovert. Bonds: Adventurer, Job, Attractive. Occupation: Crown-heir
Voice: Laughs frequently while speaking
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'1") Human, Lawful Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 1 (3d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 8 (-1) | 5 (-3) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d8+0, Ranged +1 / 1d8-1, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 4 | 2 |
Possessions: 3000 cp. 1 Average lock.
Gargax Verthisathurgiesh, Male Dragonborn [Permalink]
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Description: An imposing man with a heavy stainless steel prosthetic left leg, he wears a worn and beaten armor. His black crest is greasy and uncared for. His gold eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.
Personality: He is erratic and paranoid. He believes giants are coming to abduct people. He dislikes loud distracting noises, but is overall hospitable. His biggest love is that of knowledge and as such will purchase any books or pay to listen to tales that travelers might have.
History: He was always a brilliant, if unscrupulous mind. In his 11th year, his parents were killed by a giants raid, leaving Gargax alone in the world. After a stint in an orphanage, he was adopted. He has taken up leadership of the village's small militia in response to giants demanding more tribute than usual.
Motivation: To share knowledge with the world; and someone believes him a fraud
Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Insane. Bonds: Enemies. Occupation: Shoemaker
Voice: Switch between two voices
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'7") Dragonborn, Neutral Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 4 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 6 (-2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 8
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 3 |
Possessions: 300 sp. Brass mug with jade inlays (300 gp). 1 Superior lock.
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