Description: This woman is very fat, and wears an old set of leather armor, nicked and torn by the ravages of time and battle. Her blonde hair is drawn into a tight pony tail with a card scrunchie. Her face is scarred and worn.

Personality: Aside from being a little slow due to sleep deprivation she is generally quite perceptive. She notices little details and can draw good conclusions from them. She invented a lineage for herself and claims to be descended from several legendary heroes.

History: She was raised happily, as a normal child born to her father and mother. Her father taught her the rudiments of the Interpreter arts, while her mother instructed her in etiquette, music and courtly manner. She was an adventurer many years ago and she formed a blood bond with her Gnomish companion (her 'brother'). She knows her nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but her.

Motivation: She desires power and/or immortality; and to reunite with her old friends

Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac. Bonds: Adventurer, Rich. Occupation: Interpreter

Voice: Forgets to breathe while speaking

Possessions: 4000 cp. 1 Silk rope.

Description: A middle-aged woman, she wears well tailored gowns and hats with beautiful decoration. She is almost always dressed for an outing in high society, and is pretty ugly. Her hair is red and curly. She has hazel eyes.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She loves her children and doesn't want them to worry about her. She loves to share her painting with anyone who is interested.

History: She was raised happily, as a normal child born to her father and mother. Her father taught her the rudiments of the Courier arts, while her mother instructed her in etiquette, music and courtly manner. Her father had invested heavily in several trade routes and wanted her to inherit them. By chance she met her sister recently and the two have been together since.

Motivation: Wants to raise her children well.

Ideals: Joker, Artistic. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Rich, Family. Occupation: Courier

Voice: Low range voice

Possessions: Golden pearl (80 gp).

Description: He is a mite stocky and is wearing dark clothing and a heavy breastplate, keeping many of his physical features obscured. He keeps his long brown hair kept up in a rat tail. His eyes are likewise gray.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He has a minor phobia of water and hates getting wet.

History: Radomir was born in the east. At a young age he loved to build and create. He inherited a moderately successful company from his mother. Under his leadership it has flourished, and using capital from his venture he effectively owns an entire region. He now mingles about in high society.

Motivation: To clean up the streets; and he is wracked by social anxiety

Ideals: Joker, Persistence. Flaws: Fearful. Bonds: Rich, Guardian. Occupation: Beggar

Voice: Pronounces O like U

Possessions: 80 gp.

Description: An older man who wears long strands of emerald and short blue dresses (or suits) accompanied by the proper stockings and shoes, with gloves of varying lengths, he is not a threatening figure. He has wavy auburn hair. His gray eyes are passionate and lively.

Personality: He is envious of other's things. He hoards treasure, art, food, wine, and anything that he so desires. He will often invite strangers home for dinner and talk their ears off. He cares deeply for his spouse and does his best to make sure his guests look presentable.

History: He was born at the edge of vast mountains. Over the years he perfected his riding and shooting skills. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.

Motivation: He wants random interesting trinkets and junk, hates to throw anything away; and wants to have a good time and be beloved

Ideals: Optimist. Flaws: Greedy. Bonds: Rich, In love, Nature. Occupation: Fletcher

Voice: Low and grunting

Possessions: 5000 cp. Tourmaline (90 gp).