Description: Runty and weak-looking, he wears a brown feathered hat and brown clothes. His fur is cut close to his head. He wears round tiny glasses practically rammed into his face.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is often prim and proper but will on occasion tell either really disgusting or offensive jokes, which seem out of character.

History: Kite was raised in a hard working conservative environment. He worked as a nervous Bookbinder and found it very stressful. He has never given up on his writing dream.

Motivation: Wants his loneliness to end; and sabotage a competitor

Ideals: Joker, Artistic. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor, Job, Has a crush. Occupation: Bookbinder

Voice: Uses sign language

Possessions: 80 gp. 1 Darkwood Buckler.

Description: This woman is moderately tanned and has just the faintest trace of an accent. She wears tight fighting clothing, which leaves very little to the imagination. She has wavy auburn hair. Her eyes are likewise hazel.

Personality: She acts crazy and hedonistic. She does not trust anyone and sleeps with one eye open.

History: Born the oldest of a large religious northern family, she was no stranger to responsibility. Her spouse left her for another, whom she beat to an almost bloody pulp. She did not win them back, but she came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. She left for the north, certain she would find work there.

Motivation: Her religion dominates her actions; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever

Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Hedonist, Insomniac. Bonds: Immigrant, Religious. Occupation: Servant

Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis

Possessions: 3000 cp. Red spinel (80 gp).

Description: A hulking woman with gigantic muscles, she wears light armors faded through time and improper care. Her green crest is still thick. Her face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.

Personality: She likes to fabricate stories about her past exploits and how crazy she is, but in actuality she is rather bland. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.

History: She was born to a pair of big game hunters, but was frequently ill as a child. She graduated from the Naval Academy and went to see the world at the rank of Ensign. She advanced relatively quickly due to her good work ethic, understanding of the chain of command, and natural leadership ability. Unlike her family, who was content to work in a sleepy main town, she wanted to work in the city. She has been working here for the past few years.

Motivation: She is content; and she wants nothing more than to rejoin the army

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Mundane, Disease. Bonds: Military. Occupation: Cartwright

Voice: Forgets to breathe while speaking

Possessions: 310 gp.

Description: He wears a shirt that is too small, which lets his gut show, with a ratty white coat over it. His attire stands in sharp contrast to his longsword, which is beautifully polished and possesses an ornate carving of a dagger on it. His golden hair and beard is wavy and long. His otherwise smooth face is marked with small tiny scars.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He spends most of his days drinking in the Inn, the rowdiest and most dangerous establishment in town. There he gambles, wrestles and listens to stories told by travelers.

History: His parents moved while he was still in utero so he is the first generation to be born here. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Farmer. When he grew older, he became a bit more civilized, usually hanging around bars and taverns. He began work as a mercenary for hire. He would embark on any mission as long as the price was right.

Motivation: He desires power and/or immortality; and to reunite with his old friends

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Adventurer, Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Farmer

Voice: Ums and uhs a lot

Possessions: 320 gp.