Description: This petite short woman is perpetually holding a beer of some kind. She is armored in gleaming platemail with gilded edges. A flowing white cape and mantle trimmed with soft black waves gently in the breeze, marred by beers. She has a very tight haircut. She wears an eyepatch.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She is susceptible to being scared and is in actuality easily frightened. She likes to tell stories.

History: She was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of her parents. A gypsy cursed her at a young age, leading to her ugly appearance. She knows her nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but her.

Motivation: She is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally; and she is greedy

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Fearful. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Herbalist

Voice: Timid voice

Possessions: 500 sp. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon.

Description: This man is very fat, and is wearing colorful clothing, dressed as a Masseuse. His black hair is heavily combed to the left. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.

Personality: He seems absolutely devoid of it. He stares off into space and will respond with overly literal and minimalist answers to questions. He misses his home and complains about the freezing weather, even in summer.

History: He got into the Masseuse business at a young age. When the war came and ruined his parents he was left adrift. He was a hard man then and has only learned to fight more as time goes on. He then took over the family business and is one of the better Masseuse for hire.

Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern; and he is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally

Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Mundane, PTSD. Bonds: Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Masseuse

Voice: Middle-eastern accent

Possessions: Chrysoberyl (70 gp).

Description: With red face paint in a stripe pattern across his face, he wears light armors faded through time and improper care. He keeps his golden hair in a flapper bob. His eyes are hazel and he is always smoking a pipe.

Personality: He snorts whenever he laughs or is feeling confident. He receives visions of the future at random moments

History: He was born into a rich family. He inherited a moderately successful company from his father. Under his leadership it has flourished, and using capital from his venture he effectively owns an entire region. He now spends his time doing works of charity.

Motivation: He is wracked by social anxiety; and he has money and likes to spend it

Ideals: Gifted, Philantrophist. Flaws: Fearful. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Layabout

Voice: Scandinavian accent

Possessions: 140 gp. 1 Half-Plate.

Description: She wears a well pressed and immaculate suit (or dress), but does not cut a very imposing figure. She walks with a slouch but will stand straight to her full 6'5" when asserting herself. Her copper crest is slicked back into a classic pompadour. Her gold unseeing eyes seem to look past you.

Personality: She is quite rude, and likes to deride her opponents skill and shout insults at them. She has all her life been fascinated with painting.

History: Burana was born the youngest of three triplets. She has had some formal painting training, and achieved minor success. After a long history of fighting, Burana and her spouse have recently divorced.

Motivation: An old rival family wants her found.

Ideals: Artistic. Flaws: Disease, Antagonistic, PTSD. Bonds: Family. Occupation: Seamstress

Voice: Eastern European accent

Possessions: 500 sp.