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Fistula Garfield, Female Half-Orc [Permalink]

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Description: A pudgy woman standing about 4'11" has a big stupid grin on her face most of the time. She is armored in gleaming platemail with gilded edges. A flowing white cape and mantle trimmed with soft pastel waves gently in the breeze. Her auburn hair is cut short. Her half smiles and hazel eyes are beguiling and draw you in.

Personality: She is inclined to make off color jokes and interpret anything that could be construed as such as innuendo. She is able to make almost anything out of random pieces of junk.

History: Fistula hails from a village terrorized by orcs. She struck it rich when she found rare goods in large quantities. She knows her nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but her.

Motivation: She wants revenge against orcs; and she uses money and sex appeal to get what she needs

Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Bonds: Rich, Attractive, Enemies. Occupation: Seamstress

Voice: Excited and jittery

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Fistula Garfield, Female Half-Orc Commoner 1
Medium (4'11") Half-Orc, Lawful Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 2 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
STRDEXCONINTWISCHA
10 (+0)9 (-1) 7 (-2)3 (-4) 6 (-2)7 (-2)
Skills Animal Handling +0, Sleight of Hand +1
Senses Passive Perception 8
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d4+0, Ranged +1 / 1d4-1, Grapple +0

Possessions: 500 sp.


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Reynard Palomarez, Male Human [Permalink]

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Description: A 5'9" western man, he is well dressed, but even with his fine clothing he looks run-down. He wears his blonde hair down. His violet eyes are slightly larger than normal.

Personality: He thrives on attention. He does whatever is in his power to gain the attention of whomever he deems a fit date. His brief stint in the army gave him the idea he was invincible and that he is the toughest man alive.

History: When he was but 8 years old his parents immigrated from the west. His father was a soldier and died while he was still young. Reynard was left his father's suit of armor and trained in its use and care. He has taken up leadership of the village's small militia in response to giants demanding more tribute than usual.

Motivation: He's looking for his big break; and meet up once more with his childhood friend

Bonds: Attractive, Military, Immigrant, Enemies, Adventurer. Occupation: Adventurer

Voice: Soft and mumbly

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Reynard Palomarez, Male Human Cleric 1
Medium (5'9") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 7 (1d8)
Speed 30 ft.
STRDEXCONINTWISCHA
12 (+1)14 (+2) 8 (-1)11 (+0) 9 (-1)14 (+2)
Skills Persuasion +4, Sleight of Hand +4
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
DC 0 1st2nd3rd4th5th6th7th8th9th
Spell /Day9

Possessions: 100 sp. Rose (50 gp). 1 Silk rope.


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Corkitron Goodearth, Male Halfling [Permalink]

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Description: He typically wears white cloth garments or leather armor. He is portly but not overly obese. His golden hair is lengthy and is close to two feet long. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.

Personality: He is a sleazy, sleazy guy. He has no qualms about using his powers of suggestion to get people to do what he wants. He feeds upon the attention of others.

History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his mother and father. His mother taught him the rudiments of the Laborer arts, while his father instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. He inherited a moderately successful company from his mother. Under his leadership it has flourished, and using capital from his venture he effectively owns an entire region. He struck the Laborer job and began his own company from there.

Motivation: He is greedy; and he is terrified, and will act out of fear

Flaws: Fearful. Bonds: Attractive, Rich, Job. Occupation: Laborer

Voice: Spits words with contempt

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Corkitron Goodearth, Male Halfling Bard 2
Small (3'3") Halfling, Lawful Neutral (CR 2)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 11 (2d6)
Speed 20 ft.
STRDEXCONINTWISCHA
7 (-2)14 (+2) 12 (+1)13 (+1) 10 (+0)12 (+1)
Skills History +3, Persuasion +3
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling, Infernal
Attacks Melee +0 / 1d6-2, Ranged +4 / 1d6+2, Grapple +2
DC 0 1st2nd3rd4th5th6th7th8th9th
Spell /Day113000

Possessions: 200 gp. 1 Breastplate.


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Oren Cherrycheeks, Male Halfling [Permalink]

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Description: A moderately attractive man, he wears dull red sweaters, loose black pants, and alligator leather shoes. Beneath his sweater he keeps a concealed quarterstaff, just in case. He keeps his brown hair in a flapper bob. Judging by the bloodshot nature of his eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine he has not slept for days.

Personality: He is almost excessively polite to everyone, even when angry. He will often invite strangers home for dinner and talk their ears off. He cares deeply for his spouse and does his best to make sure his guests look presentable.

History: Oren was born with his father's beautiful face. Since his father passed away years ago, his mother had doted on him, and he came to think her himself as special and better than other people in town. A notion that was reinforced by his attractiveness, a trait in which he easily excels the other men of his town. He remains aloof and afraid to be himself due to all the ideals others have placed upon him.

Motivation: Wishes to resurrect an old love.

Ideals: Optimist. Flaws: Insomniac, Shy. Bonds: Attractive, In love. Occupation: Locksmith

Voice: Pronounces O like U

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Oren Cherrycheeks, Male Halfling Druid 1
Small (3'0") Halfling, True Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 8 (1d8)
Speed 20 ft.
STRDEXCONINTWISCHA
13 (+1)13 (+1) 10 (+0)14 (+2) 7 (-2)11 (+0)
Skills Perception +0, Performance +2
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Halfling, Terran, Orc
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
DC 0 1st2nd3rd4th5th6th7th8th9th
Spell /Day8

Possessions: 100 gp.


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