Description: This man is very fat, and wears very tight pants and wife beaters, though occasionally he sports a brown coat. He wears his white fur down. His blue eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is motivated by money and will often try and persuade people to work for cheap. He haggles over everything, upselling his goods and buying cheap. He is persistent in everything.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. In his formative years he discovered how persuasive he was. He began using that to his advantage selling useless wares at inflated prices. He is untrained/undisciplined, which makes him dangerous.

Motivation: He is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally; and retire the richest man in the east

Ideals: Joker, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Ugly, Addict, Insane. Occupation: Locksmith

Voice: Russian accent

Possessions: 2700 sp.

Description: This eastern woman's face is deformed and paralyzed on one side. As such, she slurs her words together. She wears suspenders and pastel workpants. Her shirt is grey, and she wears a heavy pastel leather apron most of the time. She keeps her white fur in a pixie cut. Her eyes are likewise blue. Her teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: She has two modes she varies between. On the job she is cold, steely and emotionless. Off the job she is a party animal. She has a cruel streak; something she gained from her previous mentor. She harbors resentment against her former mentor.

History: She was born at the edge of vast island. A gypsy cursed her at a young age, leading to her ugly appearance. She was betrayed by a partner and left for dead, teaching her a humbling lesson in trusting others.

Motivation: Expand her business; and sabotage a competitor

Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Job, Mentor, Nature. Occupation: Glassblower

Voice: Irish accent

Possessions: 300 gp. Jade (50 gp). Banded agate (7 gp). Deep green spinel (50 gp). 1 Half-Plate.

Description: He stands about 5'8" and wears a shirt that is too small, which lets his gut show, with a ratty yellow coat over it. His left leg appears badly burned and disfigured. He has silver hair. Judging by the bloodshot nature of his eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine he has not slept for days.

Personality: He is a pretentious jerk insisting that modern society is full of problems and should revert to a simpler time. He is lazy and tries to find solutions quickly.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. His parents divorced when he was young, and his mother gained full cudstody. He was regularly beaten by his mother, who blamed him for driving them apart. He spent several years traveling with his friend, before both settled down to enjoy the fruits of their adventures.

Motivation: To protect his home; and he's repulsed by the pc

Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac, Antagonistic, Lazy. Occupation: Gardener

Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis

Possessions: 5000 cp.

Description: He wears dark leathers with embroidery. He is portly but not overly obese. He wears his silver hair up. He wears large thick round spectacles.

Personality: He is quiet and reserved most of the time, but warms up to people very quickly. Around friends he is liable to tell dirty jokes and enjoy himself. He constantly seizes attention wherever he goes and has come to expect this respect from everyone. He likes to think of himself as merciful, but nonetheless is very strict.

History: He was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. He made a point of taking high paying jobs and getting most of it up front. He spent several years traveling with his friend, before both settled down to enjoy the fruits of their adventures.

Motivation: He doesn't get along with people that don't share his tastes; and wants to open a new tavern

Ideals: Joker, Impeccable. Bonds: Rich, Adventurer, Job. Occupation: Stableman

Voice: Eastern European accent

Possessions: 90 gp.