Myria Wiseacre, Female Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: She is an exceptionally muscular looking western young adult. She is generally shirtless and showing off her tattooed chest. Beneath her clothing is a huge mess of scar tissue. She wears her red hair up in a very large beehive style do. She is baby faced.
Personality: She speaks before she thinks and is too direct. She seeks to pay back kindness whenever she gets the chance. Whether it be in the form of unwanted serenades or the latest gossip she always seeks to do solids for her friends.
History: She was raised happily, as a normal child born to her mother and father. Her mother taught her the rudiments of the Barber arts, while her father instructed her in etiquette, music and courtly manner. She has chosen to use the inheritance that was left to her frivolously. She got away from her former life and has fallen to alcoholism.
Motivation: To find somewhere to settle down; and she seems to be bored by most things
Ideals: Philantrophist. Flaws: Impulsive, Addict, Mundane. Bonds: Slave, Rich. Occupation: Barber
Voice: Sore throat, cough
Attributes [hide]
Small (2'8") Halfling, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 6 (1d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 9 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 7 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 150 gp.
Joser Greenbottle, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: This tall, slender man is dressed in earthy colors with a red and brown handkerchief worn on his left side. He has no hair. His violet eyes show the wear and tear of someone lonely with a great burden to carry.
Personality: He has schizophrenia that causes him to hear things that aren't there and will sometimes respond to them. The occasional robbery is his preferred attention getting crime, but he mainly uses his means for meeting his own perverse desires.
History: A powerful wizard made him what he is. He was taken as a slave by a traveling circus and forced to perform He would ruin relationships and cause injury. He was reprimanded several times before being given his current form and forced to learn humility.
Motivation: He has a rivalry with the Church that dominates his actions; and he is currently in port desperately looking for someone to get him out
Flaws: Ugly, Disease. Bonds: Criminal record, Mentor, Slave, Religious. Occupation: Architect
Voice: Can't modulate volume
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'0") Halfling, True Neutral (CR 2)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 8 (2d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 9 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Halfling, Goblin
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d6+0, Ranged +1 / 1d6-1, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
Possessions: 5000 cp.
Foxilon Quickstep, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: He wears a red armored body suit, with a simple green line shooting up and back down. He has relatively dark skin and is very physically imposing due to his abundance of muscles. His silver hair is greasy and uncared for. He has green eyes.
Personality: He's a bit of a prankster. He knows he is clumsy and seen as such and will often feign amnesia after injury. He always tries to repair and not replace. It was this mentality that drove him into the Assassin business.
History: Born in the south his family was never financially stable. His father was a mechanic, and taught him how to fix just about anything. One night he noticed a nearby shooting star which he hiked out to see where it landed. It turned out to be an ancient artifact of some kind. He has done his darndest to repair it but it is currently non-functional.
Motivation: Wants a kiss; and he wants to get laid
Ideals: Joker, Persistence. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Assassin
Voice: Sensual and smooth
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Halfling, Lawful Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 13 (1d12)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 7 (-2) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 30 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.
Cumpen Rofferton, Female Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: A hulking woman with gigantic muscles, she wears well tailored gowns and hats with beautiful decoration. She is almost always dressed for an outing in high society. She has done her best to style her silver hair to look like a famous performer. She is baby faced.
Personality: Cumpen is depressed about a lot of things. She tends to be a nihilist. She does not regard money as being a problem because it has never been a problem for her. She lives in a bit of an ivory tower believing all problems are one quick intervention away from being solved.
History: She was born at the edge of vast island. Over the years she perfected her riding and shooting skills. She was betrayed by a partner and left for dead, teaching her a humbling lesson in trusting others.
Motivation: She is being blackmailed/forced/etc and this influences her actions; and seeks redemption
Flaws: Depressed, Antagonistic. Bonds: Rich, Nature, Criminal record. Occupation: Priest
Voice: Soft and mumbly
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Gnome, Chaotic Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 10 (1d10)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 7 (-2) | 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Gnome
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 300 sp.
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