Description: Her left thumb is blackened and bruised, but otherwise she appears quite healthy. She is well dressed, but even with her fine clothing she looks run-down. She wears her lavender fur down. She wears an eyepatch.

Personality: She runs her personal life as if detached from it. She organizes appointments and outings based on perceived benefits she will get from it. She is a logical person and will generally grow upset if things defy logic and science.

History: River lived on a farm with her mother, near the main road leading to a nearby town. At a young age both her parents were killed in an accident. Her uncle (a powerful person with enemies on both sides of the law) took her in and had her trained in basic self defense. She has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.

Motivation: She feels that her past leaves her morally obligated to help; and an old rival family wants her found

Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Selfish. Bonds: Family, Criminal record. Occupation: Gardener

Voice: Uses lots of figures of speech

Possessions: 70 gp. Amber (80 gp).

Description: She wears tan painted combat armor at almost all times. She is physically well-built. Her golden hair is thinning but still full. Her green eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.

Personality: Her tongue was cut out and she uses sign language. Her philosophy is that everyone needs a friend and as such shows hospitality towards all.

History: Born to a poor family in the city she treasured whatever gifts she got. While she appears to be a normal Gnome, she's... not quite right. Perhaps she's slightly insane, or otherwise so mentally alien to the rest of the world that she plain doesn't fit in. She is untrained/undisciplined, which makes her dangerous.

Motivation: Wants to have a good time and be beloved.

Ideals: Optimist. Flaws: Disease, Insane. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Beggar

Voice: Sounds elderly

Possessions: 800 sp. Jet (40 gp). 1 Magnifying glass.

Description: He is a pot bellied southern man with a big hulking figure and broad shoulders. He is typically in his Mortician uniform. His auburn hair is cut jaggedly and amateurishly. His amber eyes have a joyful gleam in them most of the time.

Personality: He is a very happy person and has lots of energy. To put it simply, he's a very lovable idiot. He lacks restraint and is impulsive. He jumps in and acts without thinking all too often.

History: Born in the south his family was never financially stable. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Mortician. Since then, he has sought to make the best of life.

Motivation: Further expansion of business; and wants to work out more often

Ideals: Athletic, Optimist. Flaws: Impulsive. Bonds: Job, Poor. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Eastern European accent

Possessions: 600 sp. 1 Masterwork manacles.

Description: A well shaped man just over fifty, he is typically in his Mortician uniform. His blonde hair is heavily combed to the left. His eyes are hazel and beady.

Personality: He is enamored with his job. He loves it. He likes the challenge and he likes helping those less fortunate than him. He is a very good compulsive liar and kleptomaniac.

History: Alston was raised in a hard working conservative environment. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Mortician hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He now spends his time doing works of charity.

Motivation: He feels that his past leaves him morally obligated to help; and he will attempt to ambush and attack anyone he thinks he can take on alone and try to knock them out with non-lethal damage. if successful, he will try to sell them to his slave-trader contact

Ideals: Philantrophist. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Job, Criminal record, Poor. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Forgets to breathe while speaking

Possessions: 290 gp.