Euphemia Wiseacre, Female Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This southern woman's face is deformed and paralyzed on one side. As such, she slurs her words together. She wears white robes with leather pauldrons. Though occasionally she wears more armor. She prefers to carry a nunchaku, but if one is not available she will default to her warhammer. Her golden hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. She has a tattooed face.
Personality: Aggressive, abrasive, and angry, Euphemia embodies much of what other species detest in the Halflings. She never wears the same outfit twice, unless she absolutely has to.
History: Euphemia was born the youngest of three triplets. Her first spouse was a Spice Merchant, they had one son, but her spouse won total custody. Without her spouse to temper her she grew out of control. She was betrayed by a partner and left for dead, teaching her a humbling lesson in trusting others.
Motivation: Marry her brother to traveling adventurers; and to unite with her brother
Ideals: Artistic. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Family. Occupation: Barber
Voice: Ums and uhs a lot
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Halfling, Lawful Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 4 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 6 (-2) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +0 / 1d4-2, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 5 |
Possessions: 700 sp. Rhodochrosite (9 gp).
Fonkin Horcusporcus, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: Relatively heavier built than your average man, he is not imposing. He wears an entirely blue suit with tan socks and a vest with buckled shoes. He has styled his black hair well, parting it to the left. He wears a mask on his face.
Personality: He is a very philanthropic person; he spends his free time working at various soup kitchens. He has the money to obtain near anything and knows that if you pay a man enough he will sell his own mother. Money is his most trusted friend.
History: He was born into a rich family. His homeland was ravaged by war and he spent much of his life rebuilding it. He hasn't been sleeping well lately.
Motivation: He has money and likes to spend it; and he wants nothing more than to rejoin the army
Ideals: Philantrophist. Flaws: PTSD, Insomniac. Bonds: Rich, Military. Occupation: Barrister
Voice: Sounds elderly
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'3") Gnome, Lawful Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 5 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 8 (-1) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Gnome
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +1
Possessions: 150 gp. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon.
Ar-Gul Hadleigh, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: A man with a friendly, welcoming air about him, he wears a weathered and beat up set of banded mail beneath an oversized black coat. He has a golden handlebar mustache and slicked back golden hair. He wears large thick round spectacles.
Personality: He takes his job very seriously, in part because he fears he cannot get a new one. He is however nostalgic and wants to reunite with his old comrades. He has some compunction and patriotism and will work for the government before all other clients.
History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his father and mother. His father taught him the rudiments of the Fletcher arts, while his mother instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. A serious injury left his father unemployed and in need of constant care. His family became saddled with debt trying to care for his infirm father. He spent several years traveling with his friend, before both settled down to enjoy the fruits of their adventures.
Motivation: He is greedy; and sabotage a competitor
Bonds: Job, Adventurer, Rich, Debt. Occupation: Fletcher
Voice: Deep voice with rolling R's
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'10") Half-Orc, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 7 (-2) | 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 7 (-2) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +0 / 1d4-2, Grapple -1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 5 |
Possessions: 120 gp. 1 Holy water.
Einkil Stoutale, Male Dwarf [Permalink]
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Description: With black face paint in a stripe pattern across his face, he usually wears his grey robe and has his greataxe always slung over his shoulder. He has a golden handlebar mustache and slicked back golden hair. His hazel eyes dart from person to person.
Personality: He resents people who mock his appearance or him, so he has learned to be the meanest son of a gun. He works hard and plays hard.
History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his father always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. His family was being driven out of business by several neighboring competitors. The father sought out extralegal help and others began closing their doors. He saw this and took pride in his father's willingness to do anything to win. He has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.
Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and he is being blackmailed/forced/etc and this influences his actions
Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Hedonist, Antagonistic. Bonds: Criminal record. Occupation: Spice Merchant
Voice: Jittery and nervous
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'2") Dwarf, Chaotic Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 7 (1d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Dwarven, Gnoll
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 80 gp.
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