Mormog Compton, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A middle-aged man, he wears a white shirt, with a grey mid length shorts with grey tights and flats, usually wearing a coat over them, and is pretty ugly. His golden hair is slicked back into a classic pompadour. He has violet eyes and a white hat with a grey feather.
Personality: Cocky and sure of himself, he believes he is the best Spice Merchant born in the past three hundred years. He loves his children and doesn't want them to worry about him. He loves to share his singing with anyone who is interested.
History: Born to a Jeweler, his mother struggled to pay the bills. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Spice Merchant hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He has gone from town to town till he finds a spot where he can set up a sustainable business.
Motivation: His relatives are trying to arrange a marriage; and wants to raise his children well
Ideals: Artistic. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Job, Family, Poor. Occupation: Spice Merchant
Voice: Spits and sputters
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'4") Half-Orc, Neutral Good (CR 2)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 22 (2d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 9 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 6 (-2) | 11 (+0) | 7 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d6-1, Ranged +1 / 1d6-1, Grapple -1
Possessions: 370 gp.
Lance Weld, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A man with a cold, calculating air about him, he wears a shirt that is too small, which lets his gut show, with a ratty grey coat over it. His red hair is lengthy. Judging by the bloodshot nature of his eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine he has not slept for days.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is used to getting what he wants. In part because he is a meticulous planner.
History: A child with a great deal of poetry talent his parents made sure he got the chance to thrive. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: To get a good night's sleep.
Ideals: Joker, Professionalism, Artistic. Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac. Occupation: Mason
Voice: Smooth and feminine
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'6") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 2)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 12 (2d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 6 (-2) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 6 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d6+1, Ranged +2 / 1d6+0, Grapple +1
Possessions: 300 gp.
Alvyn Pingun, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: He is a mite stocky and tends to wear a blue poncho over his likewise colored trousers and shirt. His blonde hair is well kept and his bushy mustache is tapered upwards at the ends. He has hazel eyes and a blue hat with a white feather.
Personality: He does not believe in betrayal or weakness as things to be tolerated. The war was a terrible time for him, and Alvyn does not often speak of it. When he does, he does so with a strained expression and tears in his eyes.
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. Before the accident, he was one of the most outspoken anti-Human activists. He was mortally wounded, saved by a kind and fast-acting Human doctor. He has made many enemies by not giving into corruption and outing many instances of it.
Motivation: He wants nothing more than to rejoin the army; and he feels kind of lost in life
Ideals: Justice. Flaws: Depressed, Ugly, Racist. Bonds: Military. Occupation: Bookbinder
Voice: Puts emphasis on the wrong words
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Gnome, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 8 (1d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 (-5) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnome
Attacks Melee -3 / 1d4-5, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 70 gp.
Fonkin Horcusporcus, Male Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A man with thick toned arms and a paunchy gut. He is wearing colorful clothing, dressed as a Mortician. His white hair is smooth and relatively long. He has hazel eyes and a tan hat with a black feather.
Personality: He hates Gnomes with a passion. As such he is filled with self loathing. Fonkin enjoys physical pleasures, and is well known for his love of warm baths in the hot springs near the town.
History: When he was but 5 years old his parents immigrated from the east. Fonkin was born on a far eastern island where he grew up under the tutelage of his mother, an expert Mortician. He has set out to sabotage the competition.
Motivation: Doesn't want to be a Mortician and was forced into it by his family; and wants to work out more often
Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Racist, Hedonist. Bonds: Immigrant, Job, Family. Occupation: Mortician
Voice: pre-pubescent
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'6") Gnome, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 9 (1d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 (-2) | 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 17 (+3) | 15 (+2) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Gnome, Gnoll, Undercommon, Orc
Attacks Melee +0 / 1d4-2, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +0
Possessions: 300 sp.
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