Bundrigo Honeypot, Male Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: Standing 3'1", this man does not wear sleeves and tends to eschew shirts when he can avoid it. His golden hair is greying along the sides and has receded to reveal a widow's peak. His violet eyes show the wear and tear of someone lonely with a great burden to carry.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. A friendly and beautiful Halfling, he is rarely seen without a few beauties around his arms. Though a playboy in all rights, he is no lame duck.
History: He is the product a well kept family trust fund and as such has never really known need. His family was being driven out of business by several neighboring competitors. The father sought out extralegal help and others began closing their doors. He saw this and took pride in his father's willingness to do anything to win. He would ruin relationships and cause injury. He was reprimanded several times before being given his current form and forced to learn humility.
Motivation: He uses money and sex appeal to get what he needs.
Ideals: Joker. Bonds: Attractive, Rich, Criminal record. Occupation: Interpreter
Voice: American accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'1") Halfling, Chaotic Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 6 (1d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 8 (-1) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling, Celestial
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d4-1, Ranged +1 / 1d4-1, Grapple -1
Possessions: 80 gp. Peridot (60 gp). 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon.
Mijira Esstyrlynn, Female Dragonborn [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: She has a missing left arm. She wears green trousers with grey and violet striped suspenders. She wears various colorful collared shirts. Her broad hat is riddled with cuts and holes. She wears an eyepatch.
Personality: She is a woman who does what she needs to. She will acquiesce to black mail and extortion to avoid trouble. She loves her children and doesn't want them to worry about her. She loves to share her poetry with anyone who is interested.
History: She was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of her parents. Mijira was a troubled youth. She spent her days as a hard laborer instead of attending school, and spent her evenings with numerous mobsters and gang members. Mijira decided she wanted neither the life of her father nor that of the evil petty criminals she associated with. During her early adolescence, she took a sudden opportunity while working the docks and commandeered a vessel that was left unmanned. When her spouse passed she lost her only source of income but claims to her sons to still be retired.
Motivation: Her spouse's relatives view her with great suspicion.
Ideals: Artistic. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Criminal record, Family. Occupation: Carpenter
Voice: Laughs frequently while speaking
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'1") Dragonborn, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 4 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 18 (+4) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Abyssal
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +6 / 1d4+4, Grapple +4
Possessions: 500 sp. Eye agate (7 gp). 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.
Burgell Nopenstallen, Male Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A hulking man with gigantic muscles, he is dressed in earthy colors with a blue and black handkerchief worn on his left side. He has moderate length golden hair. His violet eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.
Personality: He is a hateful person. He taunts others and blames them for his problems. A true patriot, Burgell would do anything for his country. He is fiercely protective of his fellow citizens and foreign allies.
History: Born to a pair of adventurers, Burgell grew up listening to his father's many stories. His first spouse was a Bricklayer, they had one daughter, but his spouse won total custody. Without his spouse to temper him he grew out of control. He has since lost track of the people in his past.
Motivation: Expand his business; and his relatives are trying to arrange a marriage
Flaws: Addict, Antagonistic. Bonds: Military, Adventurer, Family, Job. Occupation: Carter
Voice: Tuts and clicks tongue
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Gnome, Neutral Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 6 (1d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 (-2) | 5 (-3) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Gnome
Attacks Melee +0 / 1d4-2, Ranged -1 / 1d4-3, Grapple -2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 80 gp. Hematite (9 gp). 1 Chain shirt.
Murgen Blankley, Female Half-Orc [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A woman with a cold, calculating air about her, she wears an amalgamation of clothes and depending on the season will wear more layers of the continuing hodge podge. She is bald on top and has large white tufts of hair around her ears. Her fierce gray eyes like to dwell on things.
Personality: She fancies herself a trickster and likes to rely on her wits to carry the day. She cares for her older siblings and likes to be recognized by them. She is lazy and tries to find solutions quickly.
History: She served in the navy to pay for her family's outstanding loans. Her father disappeared, and while she tried to raise money to find her father, she was betrayed dozens of times. She eventually got the idea of being the protector of her homeland from reading books, and has made it her duty.
Motivation: Several ex partners dislike her way of doing things and want revenge; and her relatives are trying to arrange a marriage
Flaws: Ugly, Lazy. Bonds: Family, Military, Guardian, Enemies. Occupation: Stableman
Voice: Gruff and masculine
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'10") Half-Orc, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 7 (1d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 6 (-2) | 12 (+1) | 5 (-3) | 8 (-1) | 6 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +0 / 1d4-2, Ranged +0 / 1d4-2, Grapple -2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: Large well-done wool tapestry (200 gp).
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